So you say you just woke up, you’re covered in sawdust and goo, your legs don’t work, and you’re disoriented? You’re either pledging a fraternity or a newborn giraffe, in which case a bit of Mom’s Magic Tongue makes it all better.
Posts tagged as: I Shall Leeck You
Interspecies Snorgling 101, Part II
April 19, 2013 By
Class, earlier in the week..we discussed this classic Interspecies Snorgling case. Most fascinating. Now, we wrap up the week by heading over The Great Pond to the UK, where, according to Huffington Post UK, “Captain Owen Beynon Brown of the King’s Troop Royal Horse Artillery introduced his dog ‘Lord Percy’ to horse ‘Tango’.”
Sent in by Cuteporter Bogi V. Images by Getty Images/Oli Scarff.
Never Go Hungry Again!
April 7, 2013 By
You can’t be too careful these days, especially when it comes to snausages. We use Lola the Licker to ensure our snausages are only the best. You should too.
Tongue-hance!
“I was on a shoot and we were going to get some treats to use but Lola here decided she wanted a taste test first.” -JOSH, waitaminit, like, you have assistants and everything? Where do we sign up?
They’re Young, They’re in Loff
April 7, 2013 By
Their loff was too beautiful for words,
too lavish for conversation,
too extravagant for small talk,
but never too much for their tongues.
Gabriela from Sweden is fortunate enough to share her life with, “the two cutest redheads EVER: Nova Scotia duck tolling retriever princess “Sienna”, who celebrated her fourth birthday on March 12, and little lord “Amser”, who’ll celebrate his *first* birthday on May 12! Thought I’d share some photos I took the other day, while they were busy with interspecies snorgling and grooming. These two LOVE each other, and I could not imagine my life without them.”
He Takes a Beating and Keeps on Eating
February 22, 2013 By
‘Oo doe, Mob, I riddy athreciate ‘oo ledding be lick da beathers, bud baybe ‘oo thould dake dem oudda da mither dext dime.
Via Ralph Arvesen.
A Lof Letter
January 15, 2013 By
My Dearest Enid:
I am counting the days until my return to you, my love. I can still recall our rapturous moments together, the heady scent of catnip in your fur, the way time seemed to stand still since we are cats and don’t understand how clocks work.
Love, Philippe
What Day Is It? Caturbunday!
December 29, 2012 By
Let’s mix and mingle and double and dabble our 2 favorite days together into one! Please, allow yourself a little extra time to enjoy.
Thanks to BFFs Kara the cat and Melba the bunny, two shelter rescues who share a special bond, for helping create the bestest new day of cute evar!
Throw Away Your Old Mascara
December 28, 2012 By
Hedgehog eyelash extensions save time and are a much cuter alternative! Not just for special occasions any more!
Thanks to Colleen O., Loki will keep us looking sharp.
A Re-telling of a Visit from St. Nick Page 3
December 24, 2012 By
After some kisses, me and the Missus were ready for bed.
Via The Telegraph photo by Ramon Espinoza/AP
Mothers Are the Same Everywhere
November 19, 2012 By
Full of spit-baths and advice: Hold your head up, smile, don’t slouch, and never wear white shorts over your polka-dot underwear.
Fave Frame:
Johanna S. spotted this video for us! And look out for the matching kitty at 1:05!
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