My Little (mini!) Pony

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
All in a twinkling spring is here
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
When did all the leaves and grass appear?

(Actual lyrics, I couldn’t make that crap up) But seriously Folks, get a load of this awesomeness:

The awesomely cool JoAnne @ Pacific Pintos Minature Horse Farm does it again. Don’t miss the Mare Cam! And if you’re really brave, the BIRTH of the mini pony above!

Minimum Horse, Maximum Horseplay

Check out Stuart Little, a baby miniature horse practicing soccer, and… saaay, I just had an idea:  What if there was a game, kinda like soccer, but it had horses in it, and they ran around a field knocking a ball back and forth?

Naaah, it’d never catch on.

And if we had a pool, Bridget W., we could play water polo!

Ugh. The Dreaded Holiday Pop-In

Yoohoo, anyone home? I brought you a fruitcake I made last year!

Hellooooo…? It’s Carl and Agnes! We have non-alcoholic eggnog, Brussel sprouts, and a hankering to sing carols!

Hey, uh, anyone home? Last night I accidentally ran over a grandma. Can I hide out at your place for a few days?

Stella, here! I brought over stuff for scrapbooking! Wow, your peephole is really dirty!

Anyone there? Maude just left me. For a Clydesdale. He pulls a one horse open sleigh or something. Can I come in and talk about it for a few hours?

Wait, that’s not a reverse peephole, right Julie C.?

The Nosevember lobby is coming on STRONG

The votes are neck and neck in the Nose-vember v. Nom-vember Poll. We haven’t seen chaos like this since the raging debate on “Muzzlepuff” versus “Muzzle-powsche”  in late ’07. The Muzzlepowsches won. Please cast your vote, because every stoat counts.

Do not be swayed by the aggressive, nosey members of the Nosevember lobby:

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This message was paid for by Giraffe, Zebra and Pushy Icelandic Horse Schnozzles For Nosevember, Erin M. and Susan W.

Friday Haiku: Sharing Is Caring

Share and share alike
Unalike? Share anyway
Now share your haiku

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Thanks for sharing, Sheri B.

I’ll See Your Little OMGPON1ES!1!!

… and raise you a little OMGPONY with an OMG EVEN LITTLER PONIEEZ!!!1!!!11!!
!!!ONE!!!!!ELEVENTY-ONE!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!EXCLAMATION-POINT-ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Awwww!  Give us a little smile!

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How about a little drink?

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And let’s give sender-inner DB a great big little hand!

My Little OMGPON1ES!1!!

Once again, the Daily Mail delivers. Please check out this miniscule pony molecule. “Koda” the mini horse was ALSO born a dwarf.

For realz:

NO WAY

Apparently, she’s so small, “Koda is so small that he is often mistaken for a battery-operated soft toy.”

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More photos over at the Daily Mail.

The Four Horsies of the Cutepocalypse

“Listen, loves — the photographer wants you arranged from darkest to lightest, so Redonkulousness, I need you to stand next to Nomming… yes, that’s it… and Snorgles and Proshness, if I could get you to switch places, that would be super, thanks.  Now, big smiles, everyone…”

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Photo: Iceland Ponies 2 by david.nikonvscanon

Today’s Contest: OMG POETRY!!!!!1!!!

Congratulations to yesterday’s winner of Kitten Corner: Jessica K.

To win this contest / Write haiku based on photo / Pony game is prize

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dk-promo-ponyToday’s prize: Pony Paradise for the Nintendo DS by 505 Games. E-mail your haiku to competishe [at] cutelabs.com by 9 PM Pacific time today! Official contest rules
Photo credit: Hiiiiii MY NAME IS BRAAAAAAAAAAAK

What is This, Some Kind of Dog-and-Pony Show?

I mean, because you’ve got a dog there… and it’s on a pony… and, well… y’know, a dog and a pony are the principal elements of a dog-and-pony show, after all… so I just kind of assumed that this might, uh… might be some kind of… well, you know…

We ride all this way, and Shakespeare here can't think of a decent caption!

I feel like I’ve let you down, Maggie C.

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