I have a nose.
And I’m not afraid to use it.
Emo Pony is destined to travel through the misty and cold fog of existence alone and cold.
Emo Pony is going to put on his tight, itchy wool sweater and contemplate the failure of humanity.
Emo Pony isn’t afraid to express himself with a forelock that covers 3/4 of his face at an angle.
Life is hard for Emo Pony.
If spring is your thing
There’s a land of weather
Softened by heather,
Where dreamy drizzle
Tickles the whimsical
Where Spring’s a lucky ring
Of gold whin in Wicklow
And dear shamrocks grow,
Down about Bantry Bay
Up around Lough Neagh
And over Hillsborough.
Spring’s always in full swing
And the sun doesn’t glare
At so much green where
Pure ribbons of gilting
Upon rivers lilting
Brighten grassy glens so fair.
What were we discussing?
Sweet brambly patch jams,
Evergreen pastures spread of lambs,
Wild violets, and salmon runs swift,
Fresh fields of clover adrift…
Is it spring flowing from my pen in hand?
Or, is it Ireland?
Happy spring, Chicks ‘n’ Peeps by Larissa M., A Bun in the Grass is by Andy P. The Foal and my Son in Spain – Distorted Proportions is by Batikart. Ham in clovers by Meagan!
Will you please scroll down for the tiniest of ‘Pbbbbfffts’?
Sender-Inner Kalen G. says her horse Gold Doc went for a drink but forgot to put his tongue completely back in his mouth. Ahn. [Head tilt]
Hey Sender-Inner Princess Lindsey B.! DUCK!
First, the alarm doesn’t go off. Then, the toaster burns my toast. And now the snowplow’s running late. What else can go wrong today?
Lindsay B. says this is a miniature horse, so maybe the snow isn’t as deep as it looks.
“Hey, what can I say? Mr. T has always been one of my idols.”
Hannah H. explains this is “a rare skyrian pony located in Greece named Iggy. They have lots of personality, as you can see. They only stand about four feet high”
THIS JUST IN! OMG THERE ARE GENIUS HELPER PONIES GIVING ADVICE AT APPLE STORES!
Alert reader Super Cinge hoofed the floor twice, indicating we should post this image. Read the entire story over at Frank Chimero’s Blog.
Sender-inner Alexandra R. asks: “Who doesn’t love a little extra glam! These are pictures from our family farm in New Jersey. Our horses love being pampered! My horse Cuda is in leopard print, gold and blue stars and the tiger stripe pattern is my sister’s horse Gabriel.”
What is this miniature horse week? Meet Einstein, the Guinness Book’s Smallest Horse, weighing in at a whopping 6 pounds at birf!
Tizminihorses@.com is the proud breeder, Sarah V., the alert Sender-Inner.