I Like Eet When U Shave

['Coz then I can rub my pawz over your face many many times and this will earn me some treats later!]

From Pleated-Jeans.

Caturday: “I Pet U, U Pet Me, We’re A Happy Family!”

(Does that headline sound too much like “Barney?”) Anyway, this Prosh and Plush Persian Kitteh lets the hoomin know that it’s OK to pat him on the head. Like right now.

From The Squid.

This Guy Knows How To Pick Up Chicks

Literally. Look closely at the 1:28 mark.

Allein S. saw this on The Meta Picture.

Caturday: “I. Don’t. WANT. A. HEDGEHOG!”

It’s Caturday mornin’, and yer snoozing. It’s what You’re SUPPOSED to be doing. And the hoomin keeps stuffing a Hedgehog in your face. Don’t they have ANYthing better to do than hassle you?

WHO Wants A Big ‘Ol Sloppy One???

A dollah a slobbah. Sounds like a GREAT idea.

From Kerri M.

Pig Pool Party

Clipboard01So you’re a Guinea Pig, and it’s a hot one out there. How do you cool off? Well, grab your friends (and their hoomins,) fill up the ol’ backyard pool, and hop in! As seen on @BuzzFeedAnimals.

C.O. Raises The QTE Bar Higher Than It’s EVER Been

If this one doesn’t make your head ‘splode, pardner….nuthin’ will.

From Susan S.

“Staredown Contest? With ME? You Have NO Chance.”

“This is a split second before he jumped from my arm and perched himself atop my phone,” says Redditer SirR0bin0fS0n. “Meet Dimitri!”

4xRZeuH

Cows Love Trombones…Who Knew?

Here’s something you don’t see every day. (At least around here.) A farmer serenading his cows with a trombone version of Lorde’s “Royals.”

T.O.

Mom Taxi XXX: “You Hoomins Need A Lift?”

So there ya are, just kayaking off the Argentinian coast, and minding your own biz. Oh, look. A nice whale. And hmmm, he’s comin’ pretty close and OH HE’S RIGHT UNDER US AND OH HE IS LIFTING US IN THE AIR.

(Ran the YT text thru the Bing translator and got: “A later incredible, lots of sunshine, kayaking and whale. While we watched from above the kayak, one of the whales if it turned and came to our address and we lifted the boat twice!”)

From The Squid.

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