“Your collar is up. I’ll fix it so you wont look silly at the Big Meeting.”
“Miss Whitetail, I want to look good for the Big Meeting, please fix my collar.”
“Of course, Mr. Tomkins. Why didn’t I think of that?”
What a good eye deer, Kaley!
Posts tagged as: Hoofers
Mr. Tomkins, Wait!
December 8, 2010 By
Dairy Air
December 2, 2010 By
Nellie the Dancing Cow, and her famous “Grand Arabesque”.
Ehn!
Dance to the moosic, Sandy T.
World Series Win Spurs Hurt Feelings
November 2, 2010 By
I’m considered a giant and nobody asked me to participate in a fun series of games in which I might win something super cool.
Congrats Giants – how you did it without The Baby, is anyone’s guess. Right, Jorden C.?
Baby and Bambi Share Affectionate Thoughts
October 8, 2010 By
“Your white spots act as camouflage by blending with the the rays of light that filter through the canopy of leaves to the forest floor! Also, they look like fuzzy gumdrops!”
“And you smell like a banana that’s been doused in curdled love.”
Ella and Moon Shadow will be BFFs forevah, Frank and Carolyn D.
Know Your Obscure Norse Goddesses!
September 23, 2010 By
Very little is written about the warrior princess SkëlärthGrøønt, who took the form of an alpaca sharing a head with a soccer mom from Keosaqua, Iowa. One ancient text refers to a similar creature intervening in battle to confound the invading Visigoths with a series of increasingly complex riddles involving buttered toast.
(AP Photo/Kerstin Joensson)
The Impossibly Glamourous Black Fawn!
August 30, 2010 By
Yes, it’s Black Fawn, international jet-setting supermodel! Maker of trends, breaker of hearts, always on the go! Breakfast in London, lunch in Paris, dinner in Milan! It’s just another day in the fabulous life of… Black Fawn!
Black Fawn! She’s ready for action!
Black Fawn! She’s ready for glamour!
Black Fawn! She’s ready for romance!
Sent in by the possibly glamourous Johanna S.!
Annoying, He Is It
August 6, 2010 By
Ladies, wouldn’t you like to live in an opulent mansion full of poker-playing pooches and itty-bitty giraffes? Well, if you think you can handle the occasional TV night with Boris Jerkinov here, we’ll put your name on the waiting list.
Sent in by new moderator Shirpy… no, Sharpei… erm, Slurpee? Ah, heck with it.
Armed and Fluffy
August 3, 2010 By
*ALERT* This is an all-points bulletin – Please be on the look-out for a suspect of smaller build, answers to the name “Scoop” and is known to use the alias “Smooches DeLuca”. Suspect is wanted for string of heinous drive-by lickings.
Crime is really on the rise, Kaley B.
THIS JUST IN: Redonk-Zedonk
July 29, 2010 By
Donkey up top, stripey down below. It’s a rare Zedonk, a cross between a zebra and a donkey born last Monday at Chestatee Wildlife Preserve in Georgia.
This Little Piggy Wants His Agent
July 23, 2010 By
He certainly lived up to his temperamental reputation; as soon as those galoshes went on, Salami Von Cured Snout wasn’t havin’ any of the wee or the all the way home.
He reminds me of a grumpy Mary Tyler Moore, Josh N.
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