Whoa-mance

Get over me, hon. I’m way outta your league.


Ron S., it looks like Bella is having a little talk with Snickers. Hope Snickers took it well.

THIS JUST IN: Barrelin’ Baby Bison

Chicago’s Brookfield Zoo welcomed a new bison calf May 16, their first bison birth since the 1970’s. After tentatively exploring her surroundings (and a lunch break), the little lady’s ready to start her own personal stampede. Yeeeee-haw!

All tuckered out now:


Full story, more pics at The Huffington Post.

Horse sense, of course, of course.

You can lead a gift horse of a different color to change its spots midstream but you can’t make him shut the barn door.

You can hold your horses but you can’t make ‘em drink, jurvetson.

Word to your Mama

I’m such a happy llama; don’t need none of your drama
I’ve got the cutest smile from here to Yokohama
If you’ve got major trauma, like a rip in your pajama,
Just gaze into my happy face until you’re feeling warma.


For a photo with such class, we give thanks to tintedglass.

Limp And Lifeless?

Get your sproing and vigor back with Pronghorn. It’s easy to do if you follow these easy instructions. 1. Watch the video. 2. Run and jump. 3. Drink a bottle. 4. Repeat.

You will notice dramatic results immediately.

You might expect to pay hundreds of dollars for such a high quality program, but guess what? Pronghorn is totally FREE! That’s right, you can feel better at no cost to you.

Try it now, you have absolutely nothing to lose.

Fave Frame™


Results may vary. Bipeds rarely reach speeds matching quadrupeds. Consult your doctor before beginning any exercise routine. This is a product of Queens Zoo and Luke G.

Be a Deer and Get Out

See how Canada’s parks department tackles the problem of invasive deer with a single border collie. You don’t mess around with Jill!

Close Encounters of the Cow Kind

The cows are acting real weird again. They haven’t been the same since Buttercup got abducted by the mothership.


Typical Friday night for Kelly L., who took this photo of an actual cow abduction in progress two week old Jersey bull calf photobombed by a three week old Jersey heifer calf.

And Now… This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHFFx5720_M&rel=0

For some things, Ant, there are no words.

THIS JUST IN: Look What the Cat Brought Home

KSBW in California is reporting a fawn born on a Pacific Grove home’s welcome mat. Talk about your mat-ernity ward. Be sure to wipe your feet!


We posted this as soon as we herd, Barbara C.L.

Wow, What if They Had Ordered the Popcorn Machine?

When he showed up at little Jenny’s Sweet 16th instead of the Jumpy Castle they ordered, a lamb unwittingly set the record for the most birthday party jumps without a bounce house.  Luckily, they decided to let him finish before telling him he was at the wrong address.


Catch you on the rebound, Ant.

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