Horse sense, of course, of course.

You can lead a gift horse of a different color to change its spots midstream but you can’t make him shut the barn door.

You can hold your horses but you can’t make ‘em drink, jurvetson.

Word to your Mama

I’m such a happy llama; don’t need none of your drama
I’ve got the cutest smile from here to Yokohama
If you’ve got major trauma, like a rip in your pajama,
Just gaze into my happy face until you’re feeling warma.


For a photo with such class, we give thanks to tintedglass.

Limp And Lifeless?

Get your sproing and vigor back with Pronghorn. It’s easy to do if you follow these easy instructions. 1. Watch the video. 2. Run and jump. 3. Drink a bottle. 4. Repeat.

You will notice dramatic results immediately.

You might expect to pay hundreds of dollars for such a high quality program, but guess what? Pronghorn is totally FREE! That’s right, you can feel better at no cost to you.

Try it now, you have absolutely nothing to lose.

Fave Frame™


Results may vary. Bipeds rarely reach speeds matching quadrupeds. Consult your doctor before beginning any exercise routine. This is a product of Queens Zoo and Luke G.

Be a Deer and Get Out

See how Canada’s parks department tackles the problem of invasive deer with a single border collie. You don’t mess around with Jill!

Close Encounters of the Cow Kind

The cows are acting real weird again. They haven’t been the same since Buttercup got abducted by the mothership.


Typical Friday night for Kelly L., who took this photo of an actual cow abduction in progress two week old Jersey bull calf photobombed by a three week old Jersey heifer calf.

And Now… This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHFFx5720_M&rel=0

For some things, Ant, there are no words.

THIS JUST IN: Look What the Cat Brought Home

KSBW in California is reporting a fawn born on a Pacific Grove home’s welcome mat. Talk about your mat-ernity ward. Be sure to wipe your feet!


We posted this as soon as we herd, Barbara C.L.

Wow, What if They Had Ordered the Popcorn Machine?

When he showed up at little Jenny’s Sweet 16th instead of the Jumpy Castle they ordered, a lamb unwittingly set the record for the most birthday party jumps without a bounce house.  Luckily, they decided to let him finish before telling him he was at the wrong address.


Catch you on the rebound, Ant.

A Match Made in Hog Heaven

Ohhh yoo-hoo, Tiniest Snorfer! Have we found the perfect match for you. Meet, the Tiniest Grunter!


My idea of a romantic evening is holding hams while watching Dukes of Hazzard reruns.


I am into high-pitched squealing noises and rubbing against fence posts.


Pam L. met this baby orphaned javelina at Big Bend Ranch State Park near Terlingua, Texas.

Just a Drop in the Cute Bucket

They say an atom is the smallest unit of matter. Even smaller is the neutron and the proton. After that is the quark. But then, there’s the microlope; really more of a theoretical concept, also known as the antimatter antelope.


World’s smallest Royal Antelope born at Lowry Park Zoo, Tampa, FL! Check it out at  Zooborns!