…time to go out and buy a new lawn mooer!
Daddy was a Toro, Shea S.
Posts tagged as: Hoofers
Don’t Take Another Step!
April 27, 2011 By
I have a nose.
And I’m not afraid to use it.
Holy redonkulous nosicles, Erin!
Looks like a job for…Bed Hog!
April 23, 2011 By
Bed Hog knows being a mattress tester means a lot of pressure, long hours and even getting laid off.
But for Bed Hog it’s as easy as, well, rolling out of bed.
Call Bed Hog today! Not to be confused with Pig in a Blanket.
Looks like Bed Hog ate the pillow, Lena.
Twisted Tails
April 19, 2011 By
The farmer sat in his empty barn,
All alone one early morn,
Worriedly twisting a few straws of hay,
Wondering how he would last the day.
The fairy seeing his distress
Asked if he would like one wish.
The farmer thought while the hay still bending
And wished for a supply of goats never ending.
The fairy has a maa-maa-maa-gic touch, D. ByronPatterson.
Oh, When Thomson Hears About this, He’s Going To Be Just Livid
April 1, 2011 By
Here at Cute Overload News Headquarters, we’ve just gotten word that Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, once thought to be a wholesome, honest enterprise, has actually stolen this cute baby gazelle. Details are sketchy, but we hear it’s Thomson’s gazelle, so it must belong to someone named Thomson.
I’ve just gotten a clarification: This is a Thomson’s gazelle. So apparently Thomson has more gazelles; maybe he won’t even miss this one. In fact, who is this Thomson, and why is he hogging all the gazelles, anyway? He’s probably engineering a worldwide gazelle shortage, which explains why Busch Gardens was reduced to stealing this one, and it’s all the fault of that stupid, greedy Thomson!
Images from Busch Gardens Tampa Bay, via BGTNation.
There’s Mutton on TV
March 15, 2011 By
I’ve seen this one a million times! It’s my favorite episode!
Don’t cha-a-a-nge the cha-a-a-nnel, Eliza.
How’s My New Haircut Look?
February 3, 2011 By
Seriously, what does it look like? I can’t see a damn thing.
It’s like a Q-Tip with a mouth, Winn S.
You Can Come Down Now
January 30, 2011 By
I promise, that whole llama spitting thing is not true. It’s an evil rumour perpetuated by jealous dromedaries!
Keep your distance, Eric V.
Enchanted Forest?
January 9, 2011 By
Jumpin’ Yak Flash
January 7, 2011 By
“I was raiiiised, by a toothless, bearded hag!
(sing it Peeps!) But it’s, aaaaalllllriiiiiiiiiiiight now, “
It’s a gas, gas, gas Laura!
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