“Hey, sweetie, my friend here’s getting married on Tuesday, and we were wondering if you’d like to … hey, where you goin’? Aw, come on, honey, we just need you to pop out of a cake, that’s all!”
(OK, actual story: This nice lady visiting Japan gave the deer some of her bread — and promptly learned why that’s not such a good idea.)
Man, those were the days. You could get into Fenway Park for fifty cents back then, a Hershey bar was a nickel, and gasoline was only thirty cents a gallon, if you can believe that— and lemmie tellya, when I drove my Impala in for service, the crew gave me the royal treatment. Now, I gotta pump my own gas, sigh …
What’s the world coming to, Brinke G.?
Hey Ed, get a LOAD of these stoopid Landcruiser types!
Although, we do look… kinda awesome…
[head tilts to side to check out mirror]
Amy K., Say ‘Hi’ to Nairobi for me…
OK let’s see… we’ve got the Pfeffernusse all done, the Snickerdoodles are in the Tupperware, the Spritz batch is racked & cooling for another 30 minutes, the Springerles were packed yesterday… um hon, where’s the Klipspringers?
…hehe! Trick question. Love ya.
These little dudes are also at the Henry Doorly Zoo, and they most certainly pwn j00.
PS — no gingerbread this year, sweetie. We’ve got too many computers already. 
[Teacher voice]
Students, the African DikDik is a ridiculously cute animal. You will not find a a more anerable member of the antelope family, though the tree-standing-and-munching Gerenuk comes close.
DikDiks are dainty little ‘Lopes, standing 30 to 40 cm tall, weighing in at only 3 or 5 kg. The perfect pocket antelope size. Purse-size mohawk comb included.
Ramon C.—You win the prize for most anerable antelope evar submitted.
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