I Hope You Realize This Means War

For agonizing, eternal minutes, she and the interloper merely stared at one another, each afraid to move or speak. At last, the visitor found his courage, stepped forward, and offered the traditional greeting of his people:

“PPPTHHHHHTHTHBBBTHHHTHHHHHPPPPPPPTH!”

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“This is Popcorn the Cat facing off one of the many Cincinnati city deer that wondered into my neighbor’s yard. I like to think she was protecting our garden,” says Tawny W.

Larry Gets Buffaloed

“Are you gonna let that ram over there blow his own horn like he owns the place? Who does that conch-head think he is?”

“Yeah! I dare ya to challenge that petting-zoo inmate to a head-butting contest! That’ll show him!”

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Spring Fling

Thees weell make you so happy you weell theenk eet ees spreeng(-like)!

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Cutest Paw lambykins.
More sweet little dairy cows from Kimberly P.
Edgar’s Mission piggeh!

Migrant Office Workers

My people are a proud people. We do not want your pity. Wherever there is work, we will go. Last week, I learn of a job collating documents for a big law firm. When I arrive, there are hundreds of us hoping to be chosen. It is a hard life. But I do not complain. As long as I have my desk and my pack mule Annabelle, I will get by.


Via BuzzFeed.

This Is Your Bambi On Winter

Ugh! I demand no more snow! (stomps hoof) I want spring! I want it now! Do you know who I am? I am Ba– OK, who threw that snowball at me?

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Via The Weather Channel Twittoi.

Excalideer?

Listen, strange people lying in ponds distributing deer is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some aquatic ungulate ceremony!


Fawn rescued by boy from flood waters, via Reddit.

UPDATE: Actual story here.

Bang a Gong – It’s the Chinese New Year!

Good luck and prosperity!

Of course. Of course. It’s the Year of the Horse.

Do a little Kung Fu, eat a little bamboo

Check it out, a horse with a Fu Manchu.

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Via Bored Panda.

Flashback Friday

In the 1950s and 60s we had Audrey Hepburn and Hollywood’s Golden Age. Then the New Age of Hollywood appeared.

In 1959, this little deer named Pippin was definitely in the right day and age.

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On the movie set of Green Mansions, via Buzzfeed.

It’s Hump Day

You’ve made it half way through the week. This calls for some desert! And camel-mile tea.

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Female 2-humped camel named Noemie being weighed for the annual audit at ZSL London Zoo. (ZSL, Zoological Society of London.)

Yippee Yi Hee Haw

Thank you! And I’m gonna dedicate my next hee-haw to, all the mules I’ve known before…

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“This photo was taken during a Yosemite National Park saddle trip, at Vogelsang High Sierra Camp. Henry the Mule here is being a darn tootin’ goof, if you ask me.” -Andrea S. Hat c/o of Cowboy K-Bar.