“Hey Honey? Did You Wash The Dishes Yet?”

“I know, I know! I can’t right now- the sink is already being used. I’ll do ’em later, promise.”


“Hey Honey? Have You Seen My Wicker Basket?

“Well, last time I saw it, it was in the kitchen. Look in there.”

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen The Kitteh?”

“No, but if you do, it’s time for her checkup at the clinic. I made the mistake of saying ‘Vet’ rather than spelling out V-E-T and she took off like a shot.”

(Toad Bobbin going low profile, photo by Toad’s mom Meshy, submitted by Heather.)

“Hey Honey, Can You Get The Phone?”

“I can’t, I’m just getting in the shower. Hey! Jax! Get that, will you?”

(Nothing To Do With Arbroath.)

“Hey Honey? Did You Vacuum The Living Room?

“Yeah, I took care of it- just sent the Roomba in there. BTW, where’s the puppeh, do you know?”

“Hey Honey? Did You Sweep The Floor Like I Asked?”

“Uh, no…the game is on. I asked Mel to do it- she’s gonna need a snack for it, too.]

(Andrew Y.)

“Hey Honey? Did You Put The New Cat Door In?”

[Yeah. But I don’t think it’s gonna go over so well. We’ll see. But the first signs are not encouraging.”


“Hey Honey? Now Can You Clean The Pool?”

UPDATED 5:48pm PT! (Longer video) “Uh…nope. Still not a good idea. Maybe…Saturday.”


“Hey Honey? You Promised To Clean The Hot Tub Today.”

“I know, I know. Can it wait until…tomorrow?”

“Hey Honey? I Left Some Tater Tots™ In The Kitchen For You”

“I’m in the kitchen. I don’t see any Tater Tots™. Wait a minute. Someone looks guilty. Hold on. Ralph? Get over here STAT.”

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(From RantPets.)