“Hey Honey? Have You Seen My Car Windows Towel?”

“I left it on the front porch a minute ago to come get some Windex, and now….it’s gone!”

(Boing!! Boing!!)

“Hey, Honey? Have You Seen My Deck Shoes?”

“You mean your..duck shoes? Um…not lately. They’re pretty cheep though- maybe just get another pair at the mall today?”

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen My New Exercise Ball?”

“Um….well….maybe. I’d…ask Pixel. He knows where it is. I’m sure of it.”

“Then again..maybe just use your small green ball. I think Rocky knows where that one is.”

“Rocky, Mr. Wigglebutt, is currently in negotiations with Manchester United to sign as a forward!! Love your site. Check it several times thru the day!!” -Gayle F.

“Hey Honey? Did You Rake The Dog Yet?”

“Yeah! We’re out here on the porch- we’ll be right in!”

(From Vlad S.)

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen The Puppeh?”

“I just looked out the window- I’d swear I saw him in the field just now. He was there…and then he wasn’t. Hmmmm, strange.”

“Hey Honey? Did U Take The Duck Out For A Walk Yet?”

“Nah, I forgot..been watching ‘Star Trek’ on MeTV. Where’s the leash again?”

(Boing Boing.)

“Hey Honey- Did You Crank The Car’s AC?”

“I noticed it was turned all the way up, too- it nearly blasted me out of the front seat. No, it wasn’t me.”

(Maureen P.)

“Hey Honey? Did You Change The Bed Yet?”


From Barb and Paul (Melting into puddles of sweaty goo in this hotbox called home in Concord.)

“Hey, Honey? When Are The Gardeners Coming?”

“I know what you mean- the sunflowers in the back are looking kind of…..well, shaggy. And I do believe one of them BAAAA’d at me.”


From Rahja M.


While we’re on the subject of Bebeh Goatsters….anyone wanna play Musical Chairs Goats?

(From Tastefully Offensive.)

“Hey Honey? Did U Knock Over The Trash Can?”

“Me? No, of course not. No idea. BTW, have you see Matzo this morning?”


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