“Hey Honey? Did You Make The Bed Yet?”

“Uh…no. Kinda having a bit of a PROBLEM in here. Little help?”


(T.O.)

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen Pip?”

IMG_0258“I think I saw him hiding in the garden. BTW, aren’t you late for his vet checkup?” From Martha Q.

“Hey Honey? Did You Leave The Door Open?”

“Uh…no! I closed it behind me. I’m 100% positive. BTW, have you seen the kitteh?”

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen My Ear Plugs?”

“I’ve only got one here. Do we have any extras? How could I be missing just ONE ear plug??”

“Hey Honey? Do We Want A New Dish Service?

“There’s some guy at the door- you wanna talk to him?”


(Arbroath.)

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen My Glasses?”

“Aren’t they in the living room? I coulda sworn I saw them in there. Look again.”

“Hey Honey? Did You Ever Sweep The Kitchen?”

“Oh, I’m working on it right now.”

“Hey Honey, You’re Snoring Again.”

“Honey? You’re snoring. Can you roll over, please? Honey? WAKE UP.”


(Boing! Boing!!)

“Hey Honey, Have You Seen Wally?”

“He just took a bath- he’s drying off. BTW, he used all the Head & Shoulders. Again.”

“Hey Honey? Where’s The Dog Food?”

“Um..ah, you know- shoot. I think I mighta left it out overnight on the back porch. I left the bag out there, but…it was sealed. I think. You don’t think anyone got into it, do you?”

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