“Hey Honey? Did You Put The New Cat Door In?”

[Yeah. But I don’t think it’s gonna go over so well. We’ll see. But the first signs are not encouraging.”


(Squid.)

“Hey Honey? Now Can You Clean The Pool?”

UPDATED 5:48pm PT! (Longer video) “Uh…nope. Still not a good idea. Maybe…Saturday.”


(Slate.)

“Hey Honey? You Promised To Clean The Hot Tub Today.”

“I know, I know. Can it wait until…tomorrow?”

“Hey Honey? I Left Some Tater Tots™ In The Kitchen For You”

“I’m in the kitchen. I don’t see any Tater Tots™. Wait a minute. Someone looks guilty. Hold on. Ralph? Get over here STAT.”


(From RantPets.)

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen Jeffrey Lately?”

“I think he’s on the back patio. Hey! Jeff! Get in here- Animal Planet’s on, and we’ve got a plate of strawberries for you!”


Next time Jeffrey, close the door “so the cat don’t get out!” (Mashable; a sequel of sorts to last night’s “Hey Honey? Have You Seen Stanley Lately?”)

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen Stanley Lately?”

“Yeah, he’s upstairs- hey, Stanley! Get down here! Time for dinner, pal!”


(Andrew Y. saw this on BuzzFeed.)

“Hey Honey? Have U Seen My Phone?”

“Ah, I just saw it on the kitchen counter. Let me check with Rocky- he might have borrowed it again.”


(Mashable.)

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen The Bounty™?”

buffy2“Uh…last time I saw them was on the dining room table. Let me go check. One sec.”

buffy1
“Hi, I’ve been an avid Cute Overload lover for many years now! Long before my 4 year old cat, Buffy, was even around to surprise me with her Cuteness. Here she is just chilling inside a package of paper towels, and I couldn’t help but take a couple of pics to document her cuteness! She is such a sweet, fluffy kitty, and did I mention Cute? Love y’all!” -Jennifer, Hoover, AL.

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen The Puppeh?”

“Yeah, I think he’s in the backyard, in the baby wading pool. We might have trouble getting him out of it, too.”

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen My Car Windows Towel?”

“I left it on the front porch a minute ago to come get some Windex, and now….it’s gone!”


(Boing!! Boing!!)

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