“Hey Honey? Did You Get The Cat Chow At The Store?”

FullSizeRender“Could you bring it in here? Quickly?

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A very….concerned Dimitri, from Doug & Sowmya in Winnipeg.

“Hey Honey? Did You Fill The New Dog-Proof Container?”

[“Oh yeah. FINALLY, Meme won’t be able to scarf midday snacks. It’s a really smart setup. Locked down like Ft. Knox. No way will she be able to figure it out.]

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen My iPad™ (#2)?”

“I think you left it in the living room. In fact, I saw it on the floor! Those things are too expensive to leave around like that, hon.”

“Hey Honey? You Gonna Shovel The Sidewalk?”

“Nah- the game is on. Laika said she’d do it for a couple of dog bones. That’s a good deal where I come from.”


(Tastefully Offensive.)

“Hey Honey, Is The Table All Set?”

“Sure is! We just have to wait for everybody to arrive- I think Mom and Dad should be here in about half an hour.”


Paul P.

“Hey Honey? Did You Get The Pathfinder Cleaned?”

“Sent it out to be detailed- they’re doing it right now. They come highly recommended, especially in getting the salt off the paint.”

“Hey Honey, What Happened To My Favorite Christmas Ornament?”

“You mean the blue one with your initial on it? The one from your mom? We hung it in the special spot just like we do every year. Why- what happened? Is it gone?”


Another Quality Smedley Find.

“Hey Honey? Did You Clean Under The Chair?”

“No! Looks like we’re out of Swiffers™, so I had the Cat do it. He’s almost done- I promised him a treat BTW.”


(Forget where I saw this but I think it was Mashable. -B.)

“Hey Honey? Where’s The New TP You Bought?”

“It’s in there! Good grief, didn’t we already go through this a few weeks back?”

“Hey Honey- We’re Missing A Stocking”

“No we’re not- I hung ’em all up….didn’t I?”

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