“Hey Honey? Have U Seen The Baby?”

“Oh, she’s in with the babysitter. The sitter has a real special touch with her.”

“Hey Honey? Have You Seen The Hole Puncher?”

“I need it for my report!”

Why buy a hole puncher at Staples when you can call Timo The Ragdoll?

“Hey Honey, Did U See The Water Bill This Month?

“I did! I don’t know where all the extra water usage is from. I—wait. Have you seen Munch lately?”

Beth Z.: “This is my cat, Munch. I came home one day from work, was greeted by my 2 Frenchies and sat down to get some puppy kisses. Next thing I know the downstairs toilet flushes. My husband was out of town so I was scared at first, until I saw the cat come walking out of the bathroom. It’s now his favorite thing to do.”

Caturday: “Hey Honey, We’re Out Of TP!”

“Are U sure? I just put on a new roll this morning.”

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DP&F.

Caturday: “Honey? Do U Have The Swiffer?”

“Nah, I think it’s asleep in the kitchen.”

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“Sofi decompressing after a long day of squeaking at birds and pouncing on toy mice. It’s good to be the queen!” -Jordan B

She: “Honey, Did U Take At-At Out?”

He: “Huh? (Mutes TV, fiddles with iPad, slurps smoothie, rustles paper, tries to hide. Sighs heavily.) No, ah, it was snowing earlier, Weather.com (punches app) says 22 outside, so I- OK, come on little guy. Let’s do your duty.”

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The Force is with DP&F.

“Honey, How ‘Bout This One Over Here?”

[Oh NOSE. Hoomins in my Punkin Patch. Way to ruin my Saturday morning.]

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[There are millions of Punkin Patches. Go find your own.]

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[No! Not mine, either! Get lost!]

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Amazing photos from Deanna W.

Caturday: Honey- Can U Hand Me A Roll Of Bounty?

We keep them on top of the cabinet..right next to the Toast.

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“Toast isn’t allowed on the kitchen counter, but when she’s alone in the house, she can’t resist. She jumps right onto the counter, then up on the fridge, then up on the high shelves where we inevitably find her. Here she’s pretending to be a roll of towels. We love Cute Overload.” -Sarah M.

Honey Can U Put Another Bird On The Antenna?

Telly is coming in a little fuzzy, thenks awfully.

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Photo by Phil C. of Burnham in Buckinghamshire UK as spotted on the Telegraph.

Honey, Don’t Forget To Test The Christmas Lights First

“OK dear…let me just plug the dog in.

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All working!

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The very patient Tazz (who we assume is getting EXTRA presents for this indignity) is owned by Hannah W.

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