You got ears, I got ears—you got beady eyes, I got beady eyes—I mean, why the special treatment today?I want IN on this action.
Happy Easter, Hedge “Glorificus Espinosa” (!?!?) and Angie!
Posts tagged as: Hedgehogs
Don’t forget your greeeeen
March 18, 2007 By
Hedge-Patrick McHedgersons says: "Wear your green on this fiiiine St. Patty’s day!"
"I’m Audi" [pivot turns on tiny back paw]
Andrea C.? I peeeench you!
Don’t git farked again! [sing in Roger Daltrey voice]
March 4, 2007 By
Those clever, clever Farkers have FARKED US AGAIN!
Seems the Mr. Burns Hedgehog caught their eye for a Photoshop contest.
C.O. <3 Fark
Here is my Fark submission:
With apologies to Matt Groening, natch. And, um, Roger Daltrey.
Exxxxxcellent! [Mr. Burns voice]
February 24, 2007 By
[prickly paws rubbing together in an evil way]
Exxxcellent.
As featured at the Hedgehog club! Photo by Bryan Smith. Thanks to pointer-outer John M.
Human Head Cloned From Hedgehogs!
February 21, 2007 By
OK, no. Not really. But I just spotted this story on the Christian Science Monitor yesterday, belatedly. The dude’s an Englishman by the name of Les Stocker, wildlife rehabilitator & photographer strawdinaire, and as you can see, he’s made ENTIRELY OF HEDGEHOGS. Not really. Well actually, yes he is. Because otherwise it’d be like cuddling sea urchins, eh? So he must be.
From the article text:
"Inside row upon row of rolled-up pastel towels, small, thorny creatures are snoozing. It’s mid-morning after all, and hedgehogs simply do not like to rise before dusk.
"This isn’t a hedgehog spa, nor a fantastical Beatrix Potter tale. This is St. Tiggywinkles – a wildlife hospital. It’s where 500 hedgehogs are served meals in bed every day in the hope they’ll put on enough weight to survive the winter.
"It is also a place with a royal stink."
Click the photos to visit!
Spiny Masseurs
February 13, 2007 By
Hedge: "Bonsoir—can I eentereste you in a sweess massage?"[dainty paws start workin']
Kitteh: [thinking] what the—are these guys acupunturists!?
Kitteh: [thinking] wayle, OK—maybe I’ll try a few minutos—
Hedges: Try the lavender oil—all our clients love eet [More dainty paw massages]
Kitteh: Um, this is better than buttermilk, People
Hedges: Yais—I am sensing and snorting an essence of satisfactshons here… [continues with dainty paws]
HOLY INTER-SPECIES MASSAGES, Krisa B.!
Hedges ‘n’ Racks? Nah-ahn
February 3, 2007 By
Um, "Hedges ‘n’ Racks" is DEF a new category, People.
//Photos removed!//
The Peeps are always innovating, what can I say…
Reality-Casual Friday
January 19, 2007 By
Greets, Peeps. Happy Friday! Theo here, slapping up a quick mindbender in between Meg postingks. It’s been a long week. I’m all done with facing stark tedious reality head-on. Ees now tyme for… ze SURREAL.
I picked these two little lovelies out of the submissions to "What’s Cuter?" …the morphing is my own dastardly design. It was a bit eerie how well they fit together.
Pepp-ridge Fahhhm Remembehs!
January 4, 2007 By
Hey, Sir Quills-a-lot.
What’s with the licking the Milano cookies?
You done yet? I was eating that.
Morabito N.? Your submission is like a satisfying combination of rich chocolate layered between two exquisite cookies made in nine totally tempting varieties.
Click here for more photos of Bam Bam the hedgie!
The snowcone is ready, your Highness
December 28, 2006 By
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