#NotIntendedToBeA FactualStatement

If a hamster stares at you and thinks evil thoughts, you will turn into stone. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement


Dogs evolved from lobsters. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement


Hedgehogs know exactly how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement


We never get awesomely cute pictures from Hannah, Chief Sister Officer, or Reem B. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

The Hedgehog Wears Prada

Mi scusi? Ummm, what do you think about this designer hedgehog trying out a new Leaning Tower of Pisa look?


Very nice, could be a hit this Fall, Kimberly B.

Rub a dub dub, Ladies

Oh and these bubbles? They’re strategically placed.


Carrie K. knows how to handle a VIP Nosicle like Hamlet.

I didn’t know Simon’s Cat spoke Hedgehog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=JP1Pk62X7XQ&w=560

Sender-Inner Nancy R., I”d like to thank you in Hedgehog terms you can understand: [multiple SNORF sounds]

Let me shake your hand

Thank you, dear blog visitor. [Stretches out paw] For all the appreciation you’ve shown us Hedgehogs.

Sarah P. says her hedge “Wimbley” is one grateful dude.

Hedge Fund Investor

“Oh hai, I’d like to make a deposit. Ehn!” [shoves coin forward]

Another quality foraged link from Ant! [AQFL]

Secrets of Snowball Fight Success!

Spring’s coming — time for those final snowball fights! Here’s how to make the perfect snowball, from six-time snowball champ Marv “Stinger” Snarkbarkle:

“Waal, first ya gotta pack da snow good’n tight, don’cha know. You’re lookin’ fer sumptin ya can put a little spin on, for distan — Hey, whar da heck’s my snowball?!

Photos by Khalid I., who also sent us the sugar glider art director.

THIS JUST IN: HOVERHOG

Hoverhog flies over this great land, searching for toilet paper tubes WITH HIS BEADY EYES OMG

Mr T’s hedgehog by phrenophile.

Snug as a Bug in a…Thistle.

Each night, Snuffles asked to be tucked in – something that required a constant supply of Band-Aids.

What a protective sleeping bag, Heather L.

Tweed, Now with More Prickly

Before slipping on those blazers, always remember to check the sleeves for foreign bodies.

Don’t hedge your bets, Zac T.