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Posts tagged as: Hedgehogs
This is Not a Half-Pipe
May 27, 2009 By
Dude, you call this a half-pipe? It’s, like, totally made of construction paper or something, and it’s not even big enough for my skateboard! I’m, like, a professional athlete, dude, I don’t have time for this!
Love the tongue, Jacqueline T.!
Have a productive Memorial Day
May 25, 2009 By
Whether you’re remembering brave folks who gave their lives for their country or stuffing your schnozzle into a toilet paper tube, we wish you a productive day.
Penny the hedge brought to you by Ginny L.
Let’s plant a hedgehog tree
May 20, 2009 By
1. Soak hedgehog seed overnight so ears fully moisten
2. Find sunny spot in garden
3. Hedgehog seed will burrow right in and plant itself.
4. Wait 2 years for maximum quillage. Feed well.
Thanks for the gardening tip Josh N.
Step one: Toss the hedgehog
March 31, 2009 By
Step Two: See how close you can roll bocce balls towards the hedge
Step Three: Whomevah gets their ball closedt to the hedge wins a golden toilet paper tube trophy
Hopefully the hedge will stay still for the whole game. If he moves, throw him again!
CO Classics™: “Borrrrrrring!”
March 26, 2009 By
[This delicate snippet of social commentary is from Feb 23 of 2006. Not sure what put this one into my head today. - Ed.]
“Whaaaaaaaaaat-evs!”
“Borrrrrrrrring!”
This Hedger’s name is Pascale. PASCALE, People! WHO names their hedgehog Pascale? Someone who obviously knows what they’re doing. Straight from “HamorHollow.com“, taken by Sean Soznik. Brillllllliant!
“I’m marrying him Mother. You can’t stop me.”
March 2, 2009 By
“Sure, he’s a little cold, but he’s BIG and he’s green and he’s MINE!”
Just let her go, Emily D. H. [eye roll]
This Is Spinal Wrap
February 25, 2009 By
According to The Sun, albino hedgie Jay Jay wasn’t safe in the wild, because his color made him an easy target for predators. So some nice people took him in, and now his future’s as bright as he is.
His Beadiness is Bathing
February 18, 2009 By
[Hedgie motorboating sounds]
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm
Ppppfffbbttt! Ppppfffbbttt!
And then:
"Remove me from this filth!"
Followed by:
[sniff] The ‘Dry Dry 700′ please.
[quills perk up]
Don’t forget ten minutes in the moisturizing face tube, Katherine T.!
The Return of Benson Hedges, Private Eye!
January 23, 2009 By
In our last chapter of the adventures of Benson Hedges, Private Eye, our hero tracked down the notorious crime boss, “Squeaky” Lowenstein. Can Benson make this hardened criminal quack under questioning? Tune in for the next thrilling episode!
Remember, no enhanced interrogation techniques, Kate G.
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