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It’s Sonic, by tahnok42.
Arr-ooooooo! It’s your old pal, Count Floyd, with another scary chiller monster feature, you’re gonna love it! This time it’s Night of the Pricklies, and it’s very scary, keeds… ah, who am I fooling, this turkey’ll put you to sleep faster than Ny-Quill!
Abby S. says: “This is my hedgehog, Piglet. He’s about four months old and wonderfully pudge-tastic. He’s growing up to be a big boy, he’s already almost a full pound (don’t worry, the vet says he’s very healthy). He loves snuggling up in sweatshirts and sliding down couch cushions. And sleep. Mostly sleep.”
It’s Stroke the Hedgehog, the newest handheld game! No speed boosts, no power ups, just relaxing belly-rubbing action. Ahhhhhhhh…
Not much need for a setup here. We’ve got your two basic hedgie guys. And they are about to do what hedgies do best. Act cute. And a-one, and a-two..
Hedgie Heaven, c/o Ant’s Quality Foraged Links!
As cute as it might be, McPudgyhedgie here might be better off NOT getting its belly button pierced! Oooch.
Oh The Rotundity, Jo D.!
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Our hearts were heavy as we set out from the village. Young Wulfbjørnvarr Thorhundskjalg strode ahead, his armour shining in the moonlight. We marched onward toward the dawn. I took heart as I looked around me at the mighty host of warriors, each one proud, steadfast, and clutching a lucky hedgie in their hand as if their very lives depended upon it.
Sender-inner Nora M. says this rare white hedgie-wedgiewoo, erm, hedgehog lives in Heinsburg, Germany. Photo by Horst Ossinger/European Pressphoto Agency via LA Times.