Operation HedgeBreak

Listen to me. [Shifty, beady eyes darting at wire walls]

When I say the word, RUN LIKE HELL!

Prisonbreak

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Rebecca S.!

Baby hedges adopt hairbrush Mom

Poor baby hedges. Have a hairbrush for a Mom. Could be worse. Could be a Marlboro Light.

For more on this story, check out the Daily Mail UK.

Momeeeeee

Or a can of Diet Coke, right Bookish B.?

Goodbye, lil’ buddy

I’ve just learned that the "Most Famous Moist Nosicle on the InterWebs", Numo the hedgehog, has passed away.

Baroooo! [Crying sound] His quills quivered for the last time on August 3, 2007. Read more about Numo’s tube-chasing, wheel-turning, quilt snorgling life here, at LooseTooth.com. :(

Rip_numo1

Let’s also not forget that Numo’s owners also brought us the best photo of the hamster T evar. ;)

Rip_numo2

Our sincere condolences on your great loss, Brandy. Thank you for sending in the news, Amy N. and Kain E.

Crank this soundtrack

Good Lo’ People.

You and your sound tracks. [shaking head]

OK, without further ado, please check out the anerable "Uni" the Hedge, with his moist nosicle, love of TP tubes, and hilarious leg kicks.

Yay!

Exxxxxcellent submishe, Michele F. ;)

// UPDATE — video is from Kaija and Charlotte‘s YouTube page //

Can you find the moist nosicle?

Can you find the moist nosicle in this peekchur? Please check out the freshly showered albino hedge action below. Which end is UP, People!?

Moistest_of_nosicles

I’ll give you a heent, look for the glint!:

Closeupofnosicle

Gracias, Hedgehog Hurley and sender-inner Stina R.

Ketch a falling hedge and put heem in your pockee

…save heem for a rainy daaaaaaaaaay (Especially if his name is "Tiddlywinkle"!)

Hot_hedge_pocket

Check out kitteh "Jameson" Yes, named for Jameson’s Irish whiskey—isn’t that obvy? His eyes are half-mast, aren’t they?
Jameson is all "Whatevs—it’s just a hedge. Where my boxes at?!")

Whatevs

And a close up of Tiddlywinkle, who is all balled up (to protect her moistest of nosicles)

Hedgetastic

Rockin’, Laura H., and hilariously adorable.

This hedge photo goes out to Troy and pals ;)

Ladies, the secret to a moist, moist nosicle

Ladies, everyone knows us Hedgelettes have the moistest nosicles around. Our secret? Simple. Japanese Cherry Blossom creams. [waves dainty paw over bottle label]Springtime freshness. For your schnozzle, in a bottle™ [giggles]

Apply a hedge-paw-sized dollop every morning, and YOU TOO could appear on C.O.

Teh_secret

Angela P.?, heck of a fashion shoot.

Jealous McHedgersons

You got ears, I got ears—you got beady eyes, I got beady eyes—I mean, why the special treatment today?I want IN on this action.

Easter_hedge

Happy Easter, Hedge “Glorificus Espinosa” (!?!?) and Angie!

Don’t forget your greeeeen

Hedge-Patrick McHedgersons says: "Wear your green on this fiiiine St. Patty’s day!"

Dronk_as_a_skonk

"I’m Audi" [pivot turns on tiny back paw]

Off_to_bed

Andrea C.? I peeeench you!

Don’t git farked again! [sing in Roger Daltrey voice]

Exxxxxcellent_2Those clever, clever Farkers have FARKED US AGAIN!

Seems the Mr. Burns Hedgehog caught their eye for a Photoshop contest.

Check it out!

C.O. <3 Fark

Here is my Fark submission:

Exxxxxcellent_burns

With apologies to Matt Groening, natch.  And, um, Roger Daltrey.

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