Princess Pricklepants, Pirate Queen!

Now gather ’round, me swabbies, for we’ve got a tale to tell
‘Tis the tale of Princess Pricklepants, who ye’ve come to know so well


Seems she’s become a pirate queen and terror of the seas
Aboard the rogue ship Fisher-Price, to plunder as she please


‘Tis sender-inner Steven B. knows full her daring story
So go and read parts one and two, as she sets sail for glory


It’s The Princess Pricklepants Show!

Hi-dee-ho there, Pricklers and Pricklettes! Last week, we saw how much more fun the “Star Wars” prequels would be with HUNGRY DINOSAURS! (I especially enjoyed seeing Jar-Jar being eaten alive!) But today we’re going to have FUN ON A CATTLE RANCH!


Running a ranch is HARD WORK, kiddies! Everybody wants to eat your cows without paying for them! Why, just this morning, mean old Barnaby Bear tried to sneak up on me while my back was turned!


And if that wasn’t bad enough, I had to chase away ALLIGATORS! I’m telling ya, it would be so much simpler just to go out for a burger and a milk shake…


“Here are some pics of our sweet hedgehog Princess Pricklepants (farmer, space traveler, etiquette advice columnist) from her experiences running a farm,” says sender-inner Steven B.

Time to Make the Hedgehogs!

Here’s a fast and easy hedgehog recipe you can make at home:

4 cups thumb tacks or push pins
1 cup cactus juice
6 ounces grated cheddar cheese, extra sharp

Combine ingredients in bowl, spoon into muffin tin. Let set until nosicles are moist. Serves six.


Via Awwww! Cute!

Tiniest Internet Café Evah

Humphrey J. Hedgehog and Hamster pal Coco like to frequent the Cute Critter Café. And who can blame them?


Get That Prickly Sensation With Every Step!

Are your feet feeling tired? Wake them up with Dr. Schowll’s Hedgie Insoles! The patented MediQuill™ technology will put a spring into your step — guaranteed!


Via Benjamin Hollis.

Bitcoin, Meet Quillcoin

Whether you’re shopping online for knitting needles, razor blades, or even a new laser pointer from The Sharper Image, the latest alt-currency of choice is the Quillcoin. It may just look like pin money now, but someday it’ll grow up to be a hedge fund.


“My hedgehog just had babies,” boasts Redditor DancinTedDanson.

What a Boring Party

Everybody’s just standing around, nobody talking to one another, nobody talking to me… I know I can be a little prickly sometimes, but not like these guys! Sheesh!


Oh, and Don’t Forget, Mom…

… I need a box of emery boards, a bottle of Prell for extra spiky hair, and i think I’m getting a cold, so pick up some Ny-Quill.


Sprocket Rocket!

imageThat little Snerkable Noisicle might be the best we’ve EVER seen! “This is my hedgie baby Sprocket, aka Sprocket Rocket when he’s running. He’s not really a baby since he turns 3 this November! Usually I manage to only get pictures of him sleeping!” -Caitibug.

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Secrets of the Pros!

Looking to up your game? Put extra spring in your step with Quill-Ex™ Performance Athletic Insoles!


“My scraggly one toothed hedgehog found his way into my shoe. I guess it’s his now,” says Redditor Brettjessie.


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