U Must Have Speakers Up For This One. Maybe.

You’re either gonna love the crazed music that goes along with this, or you’ll tear your hair out hit the MUTE button awful quick. Seems just bizarre enough to come from The Big J, bit this is a Frîncu Mihai special. (And as I suspected- that’s Parry Gripp on the soundtrack.)

Rump Day: Just A Hamster Butt

talioWe’re well on our way towards another weekend- and a holiday weekend in the US at that! “Adora Belle Dearheart is a black bear hamster. At just 5 months she weighs a little over 1/2 a pound. Yes, she’s a Hefty Hammie. Our friend Andrew I. came over with his camera for a photo shoot and took about 300 pictures of her running away from the camera as well as this one. He’s vowed never to photograph a hamster again, ” says Cuteporter Lynn.

Monday Morning Mailbag

We get emails…

“Just thought I’d give you a head’s-up – the Osaka-based barista who goes by the Twitter handle of @george_10g has some hamster-themed cappuccino art today: (It’s a cartoon character called Hamtaro.) -Robb S.

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Hamhenge

Even today, historians remain baffled by the giant stone ruins of Hamhenge. How were the hamster druids able to transport the enormous stone monoliths? And what of these druids? No one knows who they were, or what they were doing…

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Via Rafiadli Roebiono. (Oops, these be Guinea Peegs, not Hammies!)

Friday Haiku: Shell Game

Ham and the Hermie
Two best friends thru thick & thin
Even thru that shell

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“Amelia is the ham and Sheldon is the hermie. They are besties.” -Erin C.

Rump Day: Fresh Bebeh Hammies!

IMG_5387“I would like to share with you a photo of my hamsters. In June I bought a little one and it came out she was a mother. The photo shows the kids which are 10 days old :).” -Andrea O.
[NOTE: The little left hand! The little left hand! -Ed.]

Give Us Your Answer, Do

We’re half crazy, all for the loff of you!!

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“Hi, this is my cute new Robo Hamster, Daisy. Standing in a glittery hamster tunnel while munching on a snack activates Super Cuteness Powerz every time! Photo was taken by me, Amy F.”

ハムスターのお尻! Hamketsu!

Hamster Butts are the latest craze in Japan- the term “Hamuketsu” combines “Hamster” and “Ketsu,” or buttocks in Japanese. As C.O. was all over this a few months back, we present this Encore Presentayshe of…Hammie Butts!

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*Decided to go with “Butts” instead of “Tocks” for a change of pace. As seen on Sad And Useless.

How 2 Make A Thin Hamster

It’s easier than you think! Watch this step by step video, and you’ll be able to make a thin ham-ham in NO time!

From T.O.

Can’t See Yet..Can’t Hear Yet Either…

…but I can DARN sure chow down! What IS this stuff? FAN-tastic!!

From Cuteporter Arrate C., who adds “She’s eating baby food for humans rich in proteins. Without tomato or any acid ingredient. Also some small seeds, like sesame.”

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