Maybe A Diet WOULD Be A Good Idea

[I'll think about that later. Right now, I WANT WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR.]

From Nothing To Do With Arbroath.

Gimme A Venti, No- A Grande, Er, Um, I Mean…

I don’t go to That Ubiquitous Coffee Place On Every Corner With A Green And White Logo enough to remember all the sizes. (And I don’t drink coffee- key point.) So just gimme a Turtle The Hamster. To go if you please.

Taken by Jess using a Canon EOS 5D Mark III.

Pocket Protectors

are not just for scientists and mathematicians, anymore.

They’ve gone to a whole ‘nother level.

Now you can feel secure knowing that your pockets are safe from roving marauders.

Sender inner sagresti says, “This is my 26 yr old son’s pride and joy hamster called Kitty. He loves her dearly, she enjoys riding in his pocket.”

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who’s the Fairest of…Dag Nabbit!

Could someone please bring me a tiny step-ladder or a thick book or something? I’m trying to talk to the Mirror, here. Sheesh.

Via Reddit

Let My Hammy Go!

I’m innocent, I tell ya! Get my lawyer. Is cuteness a crime? Come on! Please, Mr. Jailman let me outta here! If I had a metal cup, I’d bang it against these bars so hard.

Best prison guard job ever, cdrussorusso!