[Here at Otto The Otter's Perfectly Prosh Punkins, we offer only the best for Halloween! Stop by anytime, we're open 24/7 'til Thursday night. So if you want to come by at 3am for a pumpkin....you can! I don't know why you'd want to, but..we'll be here!]
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