‘Twas the Guinea Piggeh Before Christmas

… But we heard him exclaim, ere the spinach leaf went out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good bite! Or a nibble. A nibble is very good too.

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“Ira’s excited for the holidays!” -Brittany A.

Aw, Don’t Be Shy

What are the chances? The Groovy Guinea Pigs finally get their first gig and wouldn’t ya know two of them come down with stage fright.

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“Kumquat, Patch, and Wicket are all so cute! Wicket (the one yawning) passed away a few months ago, sadly, so we’re glad we were able to catch this adorable shot to keep and remember him by. He was always such a happy piggy, and loved getting attention from anyone. I hope you find him as cute as we do!” -Lauri S.

iPig

Customer: Hi there! Got a problem with my iPig.
Genius: Sorry to hear that- what’s the trouble?
Customer: Well, I opened the box up, and…it bit me.
Genius: I see. Perhaps you’d like an iPup instead?

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Via Buzz.

Wheek! Wheek! Wheek!

947101_10151501896209094_1634692656_n “My heart melted at these pictures of Benny, the famous paralyzed piggy with specially designed wheels to get around. He loves attending ‘pignics’ with his friends. Boston strong! (P.S. regarding the ‘Benny’ link above: ‘Wheek.it‘ is a URL shortening site that supports guinea pig rescues with every click from a Wheek.it URL. Wheek wheek!” – Cuteporter Susan R.

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Today Be a Grand Day for Guinea Pigs!

The Guinea Pig chain mail (or, scale mail) charity auction on eBay ends at 6:12 PDT today, 6/21! Huzzah to whoever wins!

Note: The auction is being carefully monitored. No zero feedback bidders are accepted without prior approval.


The cute suit of armor is like something out of a dream.


And the eBay auction bidding has gone beyond anyone’s wildest dreams!


More on the story at The Daily Mail on line, Huffington Post!

Guinea Peeg, You’ve Got Chain Mail!

Fear Not! Ne’er that kind of chain mail. This kind.
Verily, ye shall seek thee noble Guinea Peeg chain mail on eBay. ‘Tis most splendid! HUZZAH!

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Nikki K., what say you? “You HAVE to see this completely redonk eBay listing my vet’s office shared with me. There are a bunch of photos on the listing! This is a charity auction listing on eBay for a hand-made Guinea pig-sized chain mail and helmet to benefit the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue“: Is your pet guinea pig tired of wandering around the house unarmored and vulnerable? Has your guinea pig ever wanted to go to a Renaissance Faire but had nothing to wear? This hand-made scale-mail and tiny steel helmet will keep your guinea pig protected and secure in all situations. The scale-mail is made from polished steel scales and steel rings. It was painstakingly “woven” by me over several weeks in an effort to better prepare my guinea pig Lucky for the dangers of the modern world. The helmet was purchased at a Renaissance Faire later as it was the perfect finishing touch. (Only 5 4 3 2 days left!)

Let’s Celebrate THE PIG

Some like to fly.

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Some like to just snort around.

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Some like to give keeses.

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There are OTHER types of pigs, you know..

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But they’re ALL worthy of The QTE.

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~Zee Photo Creditos~
1) From Getty Images via CBS5 Facebook.
2) From Zoo Basel via Zooborns.
3) Taken at Gelinas Farm, Pembroke NH by Cuteporter Nancy K.
4/5) Balbinka, who sadly passed away :( recently; from Klara S.

Now Starting At QB For The Boston Bell Peppers…

Give it up for this pugnacious pig- he’s been tearing up the lettuce league, even without his helmet chinstrap.

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“I found this little guy in the depth of the interwebs. Thought he might fit to your website pretty well.” -Meri H. Headline by Smedley.

Somewhere at the Grocery Store

a disapproving bunny is looking for its shopping cart.

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“Attached is a photo of my guinea pig, Pekan, from The-Kan-Caviary, a year old Coronet Guinea Pig who lives with her mum Paige and sister from another mister’, Penny. I also admin. and run Guinea Pig Shaming. STAY CUTE!!!!” You too, Kelly K.!

On The Enterprise, If It’s Red, It’s Dead

Star Trek Into Darkness blasts off today in the US and that doesn’t bode well for the little guy in red. Keep your fingers crossed and your phasers on “Stun.”

yIn nI’ ‘ej chep! (Live long and prosper in Klingon, duh.)

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The data does not lie. (No, not this Data.)

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First image c/o Smedley.

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