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Fear Not! Ne’er that kind of chain mail. This kind.
Verily, ye shall seek thee noble Guinea Peeg chain mail on eBay. ’Tis most splendid! HUZZAH!
Nikki K., what say you? “You HAVE to see this completely redonk eBay listing my vet’s office shared with me. There are a bunch of photos on the listing! This is a charity auction listing on eBay for a hand-made Guinea pig-sized chain mail and helmet to benefit the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue“: Is your pet guinea pig tired of wandering around the house unarmored and vulnerable? Has your guinea pig ever wanted to go to a Renaissance Faire but had nothing to wear? This hand-made scale-mail and tiny steel helmet will keep your guinea pig protected and secure in all situations. The scale-mail is made from polished steel scales and steel rings. It was painstakingly “woven” by me over several weeks in an effort to better prepare my guinea pig Lucky for the dangers of the modern world. The helmet was purchased at a Renaissance Faire later as it was the perfect finishing touch. (Only
5 4 3 2 days left!)
Some like to fly.
Some like to just snort around.
Some like to give keeses.
There are OTHER types of pigs, you know..
But they’re ALL worthy of The QTE.
~Zee Photo Creditos~
1) From Getty Images via CBS5 Facebook.
2) From Zoo Basel via Zooborns.
3) Taken at Gelinas Farm, Pembroke NH by Cuteporter Nancy K.
4/5) Balbinka, who sadly passed away recently; from Klara S.
Give it up for this pugnacious pig- he’s been tearing up the
lettuce league, even without his helmet chinstrap.
“I found this little guy in the depth of the interwebs. Thought he might fit to your website pretty well.” -Meri H. Headline by Smedley.
Super Nicknamer and Guinea Pig Mom, Cristie H. writes, “Hi! About a month ago our little wiggle worm/cuddle puddle/snorfmeister, Twix, had a pretty risky surgery to remove an infected mass from her abdomen. Luckily she pulled through the first surgery but lingering infection and damaged tissue made a second surgery necessary. So last Thursday Miss Wiggly had her second surgery. Twixie did really well and is on the mend with lots of fruits and veggies to encourage her healthy appetite. Since then Lady Wiggles Von Wiggleton has been much more chipper and fiesty! She’s still being tube fed to help keep her weight up so the huge mixing bowl helps to keep her from throwing her butt into reverse and escaping my clutches.”
“I’ve been a huge fan and daily reader of Cute Overload for years. Keep up the great work you fabulous internetters! Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy the pictures!” - Cristie H. (mama pig), Kyle (papa pig) and Twix!
Note to self: Use “internetters” more often.
Prime takeaway from this interview: toilet paper is not just for your bum. It’s soft & chewy.
Smedley made the discovery. From Pets Add Life.
Title says it all. (Well, except for Westly @ #3 and Mr. Snuggles @ #4, who haven’t scored yet.) Dig in folks!
1) From AOTC.
2) “Bonnie” from Cuteporter Sarah S.
3) Westly who “had a big day having a doggie day camp interview, getting his nails trimmed, and going to Starbucks!” -Ginger.
4) “This is Mr. Snuggles, a dedicated lapdog with an irresistible face :).” -Jennifer L.
5) From The Big R.
6) Spotted on DP&F via YT user Hdaniella.
7) Originally on Petsami, submitted by Mike D. of Sacramento, California. (“I think this is actually a wee man in a woodchuck suit, but whatevs.”