“You Can’t Judge A Book By The Idiot Reading It”

REGIFT812HelsCyhLWe’ve chosen the three winners, er, losers to receive the brand new book from Grumpy Cat, “No-It-All!” (In stores one week from today.) Believe me, it was hard narrowing it down to three, but here we go, (no particular order) all done in classic Grumpy Style:

You can’t judge a book by the idiot reading it.” –Phoenix.

You want my book? Can you even read?” –Daniel.

Buy my book and I’ll hate you a little less.” -Cat Skyfire.

Winners also get a Grumpy Cat Flexi-Journal. (Check your email; we need deets from you.) Congratulations and thanks to all who entered!

Are You A NO-IT-ALL? Headline THIS!

AUSTIN, TX - MARCH 07:  "Grumpy Cat" poses during the 2014 SXSW Music, Film + Interactive Festival on March 7, 2014 in Austin, Texas.  (Photo by Amy E. Price/Getty Images for SXSW)812HelsCyhLHow about winning a copy of the brand new book from Grumpy Cat, “No-It-All!” It’s full of feel-good topics just begging for a cranky makeover: kittens, rainbows, smiles, birthday parties, cuddles, and more. Grumpy Cat teaches us to say “ugh.” Nothing sweet is safe from this famous frown. Grumpy Cat No-It-All includes a page of removable stickers- perfect for sticking on your new laptop- which is what I did.

So…write up you best Grumpy Style headline for the above photo! (International entries OK, and no purchase required!) Make it short, like these examples, or like the one on the photo above. We’ll pick our top three favorites and each will get a copy of the book (along with a Grumpy Cat Flexi-Journal) which is due out in one week! Good luck- winners posted at 1pm PT!

Did U Know It’s World Smile Day?

GCTardar Sauce does. P.S…can’t give out any details YET..but watch our Facebook and Twitter feeds over the weekend for some Grumpy News. Just sayin.’

#CO10: Thanks, Grumpy Cat! (We…Think?)

GC_COCOTENLARGEWe’re not sure if Tardar Sauce wants to eat that cake..or, um, throw it at us. In any event, thank you for the kind wishes! And thank you for the promo copy of your new book (below,) in stores October 13th! Have a favorite post from the last ten years? Send ‘er in! (Just email us a URL with the specific post.) Then on September 26th, we’ll run ’em all day long! PS Thanks go to April.


“Take ME Out To The Ballgame? Why?

12004792_909136612455410_5408791158629487747_nThat’s what Grumpy Cat seems to be thinking and she was the guest of honor, “throwing out the first pitch” at yesterday’s Arizona Diamondbacks game with the SF Giants.






Photos from MLB.com and Twitter.

All Eyes Are On Grumpy Cat

ZX1A4050_Grumpy_Cat_Sitting_MT_Touring_2015_As if Tardar Sauce’s profile couldn’t get ANY bigger grumpier- now she’s going to be immortalized at Madame Tussauds’/San Francisco later this year. Her figure will be an animatronic with five different movements. (You know, like they have at Disneyland.) The animatronic will be unveiled at Madame Tussauds’ SF location with typical disdain…by Grumpy Cat herself. After a short stay, the figure will tour the other five Madame Tussauds U.S. locations.

“This is truly an honor…” said a distinctly unimpressed Grumpy Cat. “I hate it.”


(Info from Daily Dot and Business Wire.)

SOME Of Us Aren’t Into #NationalDogDay

gcA little Petromalt™ oughta cure that, Grumpy Cat!

International Cat Day

GCToday IS International Cat Day– on a Caturday, no less! SOME of us happen to think that’s a big deal!

Grumpy Cat’s Greatest Worst Hits!

Her Royal Grumpness doesn’t do too many videos- but when she does..you can be sure they’re awful. Like these.

At Least One Of ‘Em Is Having A Good Time

croppedBefore Maru..before BUB…before Grumpy Cat…there was Garfield. GF and GC met a couple of days ago at the 2015 Licensing Expo in Las Vegas. Where everyone gets together to dream up more merch for me to buy. You know, I NEED another Grumpy Stuffy. Here, Tardar Sauce: TAKE MY MONEY.




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