You too, Recruit #5992! Where are your SHOES? I wanna see a SHINE on the bill of your cap. CLEAN paws. SUCK IN THAT GUT! And no DROOL from gnawing on…whatever. Or it’s 30 days KP! ARE. WE. CLEAR?
(Stacy M., we thank you for sending this HuffPost Canada story.)
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