Great. Now teach him how to chew with his mouth closed.
I’m not at all convinced that’s not some animatronic fluff ball with eyes, Thayer P.
Posts tagged as: Greed Is Good
Caturday Mexican Stand-off
October 17, 2009 By
In Just 30 Seconds, You Will Utterly Despise The New York Lottery
September 17, 2009 By
Oh sure, it gets off to a promising start, but just you wait: In mere moments, you will yearn for a plague of locusts to blacken the skies above their offices, and to hear the wailing and lamentations of their Marketing executives.
Wait for it… Wa-a-a-a-ait for it…
But sender-inner S.A. thought it was cute, so we’ll let them live.
Yes, Please
August 27, 2009 By
(… OK, play it cool now; let him keep dangling it for a bit… just wander past nonchalantly… look interested, but not too interested… then just casually stroll over and oh who the hell am I kidding I want it I want it give it to me it’s my birthright as an adorable woodland creature dammit it’s mine all mine!!!)
Now I’m wondering what he’d do for a Klondike bar, Maria N.
HEY!
June 19, 2006 By
Nougat the Guinea Pig: “Hey! that is MINE and you know it!”
Toffee the Guinea Pig: [shifty eyes]
Nougat: “Give it baa…GALGGGH”
Great, now what happens, Ryan R.?
Weekend of Excess
May 13, 2006 By
Chiptych
December 9, 2005 By
This fabulous chip-tych brought to you by the fine folks over at Duck Rock Resort who are taking great care of their Beady-eyed Varmints.
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