Seriously, Goat Dude- it would be tons easier.
[Sound like Cliff Clavin:]
“Now, ah, Nahm- this here is one of those Chicken Goats you’ve been hearin’ about. A selective cross-breeding process between the Chicken or ‘Gallus Gallus Domesticus,’ and yer Common Domesticated Goat, or ‘Capra Aegagrus Hircus,’ has resulted in this most unusual offspring. Now gimme a beah, Coach.”