Remember, We Are a Lady

“It’s right foot over left… no, left over right… except after Labor Day… erm…

“Eh, heck with it. Just be yourself.”

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The Tell-Tale Thpwonnnnnnngggg

It was a low, dull, quick sound — much such a sound as a kangaroo makes on a regulation diving board. Like a madman, I flew from room to room — parlor, solarium, bowling alley — in vain pursuit of the diabolical racket. “Ach, with the tormenting stop already!” I cried, but the thpwonging steadily increased… louder… louder… louder…

Product Recall Notice

Shiba Industries has announced a recall of all 2012 BarooMatic™ models due to neck-related issues that could cause backwards baroo-ing.

Throne of Games

Welcome to the Toilet Bowlympics! Our next event is the 500-lap Kitty Swirly.

Where There’s a Pointer…

… there must be… a mouse!

Operations Manual for the Series 3000 Aviatronic Sortulator

Step 1: Rotate whoovular crankshaffle to prime initial electrobulation relays;


Step 2: Engage coffee clutch clockwise until orbital tweetwheedle reaches optimum rotational velocity;


Step 3: This will initiate the sorting process. Please be patient, as the process may take an indefinite amount of time.

R.A.C.K. in the U.S.A.

Purrs and stripes furever!
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Rackin’ in the USA.

The French Judge Gave it Only a 9.2

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Meanwhile, at Yoga Class…

“OK, are you in? Now I think what I’m supposed to do is roll you around, and that’s going to realign your chakra, or something like that.”

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Oddball in the Corner Pocket

Chalk it up to a stroke of genius: When this snookered cat needs a break, he comes in right on cue and runs the whole table — er, I mean living room.

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