Chipmunk Hairstyling Tips

Fellas, ladies love that “just out of bed” look. So muss up your hair just before that important date.


Chipmunk? More like chipHUNK, right, Donna R.?

I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles

Oh-boh Uh-boy, thuh-bis ih-bis suh-bo muh-buch fuh-bun!



I’m Working on a Really Big Hairball…

… can I eat some of your hair?


Don’t Touch Me There

You nose I don’t like it when you do that.

Hey! Who Are You?

And how did you get on the other side of this page? Just for that, I give you a mini air kronche!



This little glider has a smooth launch, but the landing looks a bit… rocky (snert).


It’s Mine! MINE!

Get your own hypnosynthetic stereophrenic magical pleasure orb!


You Are Getting Sleee-peee…

You will fall into a deeeeeeep sleeeeeep and just lie there, doing nothing. In other words, pretty much how you act on a normal day…

Via Reddit.

Takes Just Five Seconds, Flat!

Got a cat? Make a mat! Create your own throw rugs, placemats, and shawls in seconds with the Ronco Cat Flattener! Cat not included (but is extruded).

It’s WALLACE OUERLE, cool cat from New York City!

Meanwhile, at the Knights of the Illuminati Reception Hall…

After suffering endless renditions of “The Hokey Pokey” during the Gowen/Geter wedding reception, the young Gowen triplets attempt to start a group yawn.


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