Sliding into Home

Roger, Mallard Air niner-niner, you are cleared for landing on runway three. Be advised that runway conditions may be a little icy, over.


At the Cute Overload Puppy Testing Labs

Here in our Paw Pad Proving Grounds, every set of paw pads undergoes rigorous tests to ensure braking ability — for your safety and comfort!


Sometimes I Surprise Even Myself

But you’ll notice I’m not so surprised that I can’t catch it again! I’m that cool.



This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.

… and this little piggy went boing-boing roll-roll tumble-thud I-meant-to-do-that all the way over her big brother.


Ya Got Me!

So we meet at last, you no-good, horse-theiving, cattle-rustling, bottom-of-the-deck-dealing, double-parking, library-book-not-returning, generally-not-very-good-thing-doing yellow-bellied sidewinding rammel-frazzitz! KABLAM!


High Five!

The winner of this year’s 10K Tinman Endurance BMX Race was greeted by a cheering crowd, fireworks, confetti cannons, a marching band, a congratulatory kiss from 2014 Miss Slippery Slope Saddle Soap, and of course the $5,000 prize.

The next morning, the last-place finisher arrived to a somewhat more subdued reaction…


Don Juan? More Like Don’t Want

“Oh, mah darl-leeng, ah must haff you…I zhall geef you zhe Leeck of Loff, zhe powerful technique romantique zhat no woman can ree-zeest…”



Chipmunk Hairstyling Tips

Fellas, ladies love that “just out of bed” look. So muss up your hair just before that important date.


Chipmunk? More like chipHUNK, right, Donna R.?

I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles

Oh-boh Uh-boy, thuh-bis ih-bis suh-bo muh-buch fuh-bun!



I’m Working on a Really Big Hairball…

… can I eat some of your hair?



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