Live from the International Slapfighting Semifinals!

… and as we begin round two, it’s clear that the American, Cliff McBleargh, is simply no match for the superior skill and aggressiveness of reigning champion Jacques Blacque of East Pugistan…

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Via Reddit.

A Message From Your Carpool Alliance

Steve is a claims adjuster. His neighbor Rex guards a junk yard. Every workday, this unlikely duo spare the air by commuting together. If they can do it, so can you! Carpool today!

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Via RocketNews24 and Andrew Y.

Feel the Burn!

Awright! I want to see a solid ten seconds this time! Make your mama proud, maggot! Five more seconds! No whimpering, that’s for sissies! Two seconds! Aaaaaand… Waytago, hit the shower, champ.

Today’s Geometry Lesson

The Parabola: Arc defined by a cat leaping for a toy.

So Much for Our Grand Entrance

“All right, everyone, places please! Corgis, enter when you hear the drum roll and watch that first step. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd…”

Kitten on the Keys

Is this what they mean when they say “playing by ear”?

Hat Trick

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present The Amazing Hedgeini, the mystifying reappearing, then re-disappearing hedgehog!

Goats Away!

Ladies and gentlemen,
Take my advice.
Make like this goat
And slide on the ice.

♫ Bun-Bun-Bun-Buuuuuuunnnn… ♫

And now, Vladimir Hareowitz will perform Ludwig van Bunnthoven’s beloved piano sonata, Fürry Elise.

Meanwhile, at Radiant Inner Pain Yoga Center…

“I see you’re having trouble with the ‘Karma Pretzel’ pose — Here, let me show you how it’s done.”

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