Just, um, Checking Your Tutu, Ma’am

There’s been a mysterious wave of tutu thefts in this area and I, ah, wanted to make sure yours is still safe. Which it is. Yup. Plain as day, safe and sound. Right where you left it.


Classic Rule 32 action!

Two Cups of Bunny, Please

I think I need to get twice as twitchy this morning.

Remember, We Are a Lady

“It’s right foot over left… no, left over right… except after Labor Day… erm…

“Eh, heck with it. Just be yourself.”

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The Tell-Tale Thpwonnnnnnngggg

It was a low, dull, quick sound — much such a sound as a kangaroo makes on a regulation diving board. Like a madman, I flew from room to room — parlor, solarium, bowling alley — in vain pursuit of the diabolical racket. “Ach, with the tormenting stop already!” I cried, but the thpwonging steadily increased… louder… louder… louder…

Product Recall Notice

Shiba Industries has announced a recall of all 2012 BarooMatic™ models due to neck-related issues that could cause backwards baroo-ing.

Throne of Games

Welcome to the Toilet Bowlympics! Our next event is the 500-lap Kitty Swirly.

Where There’s a Pointer…

… there must be… a mouse!

Operations Manual for the Series 3000 Aviatronic Sortulator

Step 1: Rotate whoovular crankshaffle to prime initial electrobulation relays;


Step 2: Engage coffee clutch clockwise until orbital tweetwheedle reaches optimum rotational velocity;


Step 3: This will initiate the sorting process. Please be patient, as the process may take an indefinite amount of time.

R.A.C.K. in the U.S.A.

Purrs and stripes furever!
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Rackin’ in the USA.

The French Judge Gave it Only a 9.2

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