Science ethicists have raised concerns about the project known as the Large Corgion Collider, noting that a mishap could open a quantum tunnel into a parallel universe ruled by corgis.
When they were home alone, Biff and Leroy would often while away many an hour headbanging to “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
“SoBeckyandGailfromAccountingaskedaboutyoulastweekand (huff, puff) Itoldthemyouweredoingmuchbetterandthatyou’dprobablybe (huff, puff) outinaweekortwobutfranklyIdon’tseeanynoticablechangein (huff, puff) yourconditionAreyoutakingthosepillsthedoctorgaveyou? (huff, puff)”
It’s just a question of what sort of pointy object you’d like jabbed into you.
I had no idea you were eating a sandwich. I’m just standing here, mentally cataloging my squeaky toys, and totes not even caring that you’re eating a moist, filling, savory sandwich. Pinky swear.
No, really — you’re pulling my leg! Staaaaaaaaahhhhhhhp!
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Zat hat, eet ees so becomeeng on you! Ze style, ze co-lairs, ze jaunty plumage, eet transforms madame into ze vee-shon of lovliness, non?
Roger, Mallard Air niner-niner, you are cleared for landing on runway three. Be advised that runway conditions may be a little icy, over.