High Five!

The winner of this year’s 10K Tinman Endurance BMX Race was greeted by a cheering crowd, fireworks, confetti cannons, a marching band, a congratulatory kiss from 2014 Miss Slippery Slope Saddle Soap, and of course the $5,000 prize.

The next morning, the last-place finisher arrived to a somewhat more subdued reaction…

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Don Juan? More Like Don’t Want

“Oh, mah darl-leeng, ah must haff you…I zhall geef you zhe Leeck of Loff, zhe powerful technique romantique zhat no woman can ree-zeest…”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

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Chipmunk Hairstyling Tips

Fellas, ladies love that “just out of bed” look. So muss up your hair just before that important date.

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Chipmunk? More like chipHUNK, right, Donna R.?

I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles

Oh-boh Uh-boy, thuh-bis ih-bis suh-bo muh-buch fuh-bun!

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I’m Working on a Really Big Hairball…

… can I eat some of your hair?

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Don’t Touch Me There

You nose I don’t like it when you do that.

Hey! Who Are You?

And how did you get on the other side of this page? Just for that, I give you a mini air kronche!

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INCOMING!

This little glider has a smooth launch, but the landing looks a bit… rocky (snert).

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It’s Mine! MINE!

Get your own hypnosynthetic stereophrenic magical pleasure orb!

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You Are Getting Sleee-peee…

You will fall into a deeeeeeep sleeeeeep and just lie there, doing nothing. In other words, pretty much how you act on a normal day…

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Via Reddit.

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