‘Cause if I find any snailios on there, I’m gonna WIG OUT, MAN!
Enhance!
Snailio Iglesias strikes a-gin. I think I see another mini snailio on thar too—do you, Jennifer?
Snail-typch
July 18, 2007 by
California Snailiomobile Association agent Snailio Iglesias, here, showing you the VERY BEST of the San Francisco Bay. [Antennae swing around to show map]
On your tour, we’ll trail thru Muir Woods compost piles, slither the bay bridges and slowly go down Lombard street. If we have time, we’ll go to Tiberon for Snailgaritas on the deck—no salt, of course…
Iris L., you and Snailio make sweet (but, um, slow) tour guides.
Um, noooooooooot appropriate.
July 18, 2007 by
You two really need to quit with these Displays of Affection.
It’s like, embarrassing.
Caught them in a compromising posishe, huh, Jennie J.? With names like "Little Boo" and "Fluffmeister" I would not have expected this…
You did not just submit this, Rob I. [shaking head]
July 16, 2007 by
I cannot believe the genius that is sender-inner Rob I.
NO, that’s NOT just the Shiraz talking. Or eeees eet!?
LOL, Rob I. “L” to the “O” to the “L”.
For a quick primer on “‘Tocks”, check the Glossary.
P.S> Nice HAIRY leaf!!! [shaking head]
You can pick your friends…
July 5, 2007 by
…you can pick your nose,
but you can’t pick your friend’s nose
or…can you? [shifty eyes]
Appears like it may be possible after all, Krissi D.
Hmmm.
June 29, 2007 by
I think we need a new category.
I’m thinking it’s something along the lines of "Sugar and Spice" or "Wait a minute! Scroll down!" or "Cute or Gross?". This new category would cover any photo that was anerable yet…disgusting!
Like dees: [head tilt] 1 part "I Shall Leeck You", 1 part fawn ‘tocks, and ONE PART POOPULENCE!
Help me, CuteOverload! Is it cute or gee-ross!? HALP!
Meanwhile, nice work, sender-inner Mimi M. You’ve set new category wheels turning…
Rule #32: If you’re caught doing something bad, it’s cute
February 4, 2007 by
Dee-lee-shous leepy steecky.
I must have eet!
Melissa—your puppy looks great in "Precious Pink"!
(Bird) ‘Tocks Up
January 16, 2007 by
When things got you down
and you got a perma-frown it’s
‘Tocks Up!
(bird) ‘Tocks Up!
When everything sucks
and your pockets have no bucks it’s
‘Tocks Up!
‘Tocks Up!
When you sleep through the alarm
and Grandpa bought the farm it’s
‘Tocks Up!
(in this case bird) ‘Tocks Up!
Sing it with me, People! (and William B.T.!)
Kitten Pants!
December 30, 2006 by
"Tamsyn? Taaaaaaaaamsyn! Here kitty kitty kitty!"
(sound of shaking treats box)
"Taaaaaaaaamsyn!"
Sender-inner Purple J. says "Tamsyn" kitteh is a non-stop photo op. Uh, Jaaaaaaaaays. [Nodding]
