Damselfly Pr0n!

You know, you’d think that insect porn would be all sinister and nasty-like (heck, if it involved Praying Mantises, the "money shot" would include decapitation), but there’s something graceful about these mating dragonflies—almost romantic, in a way that’s hard to explain.  I can’t quite put my finger on the reason, though…

Tilt your head, genius.

Bow bow chicka bow bow, Kevin L.

Noooooooooooooo!

I LEFT MY LAPTOP ALONE FOR ONE MINUTE!!!

Nooooooooooo

Notice the empty teacup on the right Vernal L.? There’s your problem.

Happy Squirtday!

The birth of a giant panda cub has been caught on camera at Oji Zoo in Kobe, Japan! It’s squirt-licious. (Ew!)

Watch the whole video here…

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Kinda gross, Kobe Oji Zoo! Sender-Inner Grace J. "May Day", thanks for this serious McSquirmersons.

Sunday Snork

According to Sender-Inner Cammie C., all the other giraffes at the zoo were happily snorfing down pellets while this gal snorked a pole.

Mmmm, salty McTimberssons! Snork snork snork.

Snorking

Giraffe leeps are so great—check out the bendy-back action.

SNORK-HANCE!

Snorked

Cammie C., and everyone out there, have you snorked today?

What a steal!

OMG, Dee-skuss-tingks.

I’ll take it.

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Cats are included, right Emma U.? Photo via Craigslist, natch.

Two-faced Kitteh Caturday

Only on a Caturday could we post this.

Apparently, a two-faced kitteh was born in Ohio to a Mom cat who likes hanging out in her litter. [Throws hands up in the air]

Justin C., the kitten meows in unison too—love it!

World’s Tiniest Snake Discovered Under Tiny Rock

Moments later, he was skinned to make the world’s smallest Louis Vuitton bag for a demanding hamster.
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Excellent Cuteporting, Agent Katy S.! Photo by B. Hedges. More on Señor Snakersons over at NewScientist Environment.

If you must know, these aren’t my feet…

"… and we would really appreciate it if you gave us a little privacy, thanks."

'Glurggh mlurrgh ig gluurlge urg FLURRGH!'

Scandalous, Elizabeth H.

Tip: Avoid the Piranha Special

According to CNN, the hottest new spa treatment in the Washington, DC area is fish pedicures, where tiny, toothless carp nibble away all your dead skin, for the nom-nom-nominal fee of $35.  According to customers, the treatment produces just a tingling sensation: "It kind of feels like your foot’s asleep," says one.  It’s all happening at Yvonne Hair and Nails salon, where the elite meet to become a fishy treat.

Fish are friends -- YOU'RE food.

You first, Angelina R.

I got the skillz to PAY THE BILLZ, Baby

Honey, I got skills I don’t even KNOW ABOUT yet.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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This is an Olympic moment, Natalie C…. ;)

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