Mental Hygienist

Hmm, I’m (scrape, scrape) noticing a bit of (scrape, scrape) plaque building up here (scrape, scrape)… Are you brushing in those hard-to-reach places, young lady?

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(echo chamber) Now (Now) let’s (let’s) take a (take a) look at (look at) those (those) molars (molars molars…)

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Now rinse, Lily L.

Patient Zero

A-HA!

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Wash your hands, Jennifer H.! [The post was first featured 9/06]

Pucker up, Behbeh

I got a little somethin’ for ya. [Snorks your face with salt-shaker-esque schnozzle]

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Get me my Purell STAT! Portrait of a little piglet by Mandy Verburg.

Ew! Perpe!!!

[Cover head with flipper but peers out with one eye in shame]

Ew!

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Amelia J., this photo made it into the 2010 calendar DESPITE OUR DISTINGUISHED EDITOR’S DISGUST!

You’ve Got a Bit of Teeth Stuck in Your Food, There

"Mrphth thmuph ig loorph flurghthing (munch, chomp) flr thrriff lurthph (ummm, smack) glurrtph hlurgh!"

... and, in conclusion, flurthph thrg mlurpth acth blurthppt!

"Ah, that’s better.  Does anyone have a moist towelette?"

That was the tastiest salad I ever disapproved of.

Sender-innered by "wondering," as in "I’m wondering what the heck that meant."

Junior Snailio Sniffs an Eye Stalk

Before our friend Snailio Iglesias goes out on his next adventure, he stops to sniff Mom’s eye stalk.

Sniff Sniff.

SNORRRRRF

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SUPER GROSS EYE STALK ENHANCE!

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Um, thanks for sending, Uncle Wire [shifty eyes]

Double the ‘Tocks, Double the knobbules. [The Scroll Down]

I’m not sure if this pic is really cute or kinda gross. [Shifty eyes] I think it’s a case of the photographer being RIGHT BEHIND this ‘tocktacular scene… right!?

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Dani F., ostriches and giraffe knobby knees—what an awesome combo.

Simon’s Sister’s Dog is “Fed up”

From the fabu animator Simon Tofield who brought you the Simon’s Cat series, here is another installment ;)

Kim S. says all of Simon’s videos are here, and the official site is here. :D

Just let me clean your nostril out

HOLD STILL DAMMEET!!!

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Cute Overload Extremely Disgusting Close Up:

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Christine, I hope that’s you driving away in the yellow bug. Far, far away.

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[Say in Pepé le Pew voice] “Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no?”

"Eef you ‘ave not tried eet, do not knock eet.

I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When have you had a better offer than that?"

"You know, sometimes I ask myself ‘Ees eet worth eet?’ and I answer myself ‘YEEEES! EET EES WORTH EET!’ VIVA L’AMOUR" Mei-Li P.! Pépe le Peu quotes from Big Cartoon Forum.