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Sunday Snork

by Meg on August 24, 2008

According to Sender-Inner Cammie C., all the other giraffes at the zoo were happily snorfing down pellets while this gal snorked a pole.

Mmmm, salty McTimberssons! Snork snork snork.

Giraffe leeps are so great—check out the bendy-back action.

SNORK-HANCE!

Cammie C., and everyone out there, have you snorked today?

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What a steal!

by Meg on August 12, 2008

OMG, Dee-skuss-tingks.

I’ll take it.

Cats are included, right Emma U.? Photo via Craigslist, natch.

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Two-faced Kitteh Caturday

by Meg on August 9, 2008

Only on a Caturday could we post this.

Apparently, a two-faced kitteh was born in Ohio to a Mom cat who likes hanging out in her litter. [Throws hands up in the air]

Justin C., the kitten meows in unison too—love it!

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World’s Tiniest Snake Discovered Under Tiny Rock

by Meg on August 4, 2008

Moments later, he was skinned to make the world’s smallest Louis Vuitton bag for a demanding hamster.

Excellent Cuteporting, Agent Katy S.! Photo by B. Hedges. More on Señor Snakersons over at NewScientist Environment.

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If you must know, these aren’t my feet…

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on July 28, 2008

"… and we would really appreciate it if you gave us a little privacy, thanks."

Scandalous, Elizabeth H.

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Tip: Avoid the Piranha Special

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on July 23, 2008

According to CNN, the hottest new spa treatment in the Washington, DC area is fish pedicures, where tiny, toothless carp nibble away all your dead skin, for the nom-nom-nominal fee of $35. According to customers, the treatment produces just a tingling sensation: "It kind of feels like your foot’s asleep," says one. It’s all happening at Yvonne Hair and Nails salon, where the elite meet to become a fishy treat.