Your Worst Fear

Drop-in visits from those nutty neighbors, Milt and Viv!

Suuu-prise, Lilly!

The Swimshell Edition

Here’s Swedish supermodel Molly Oosk, sensually rinsing off after a slow-motion romp on the beach in this daring one-piece shell by Not-So-Speedo.

That’ll Knock Some Scents Into ‘Em

If you’ve tried everything to train your dog not to bark, this advanced method may be for you. It combines a restraining muzzle clamp with a pootent, er, potent form of persuasion.

Thanks for sharing, Cristal G.

Inspector Daisy Pays a Surprise Visit

Hi I’m Daisy the mouse, your Ear Cheese Inspector. Oh my, my. Tut, tut, tut.

Got any crackers?

Does Daisy also check for fuzz in your belly button, RhinoCool?

“I Kissed a Cat and I Liked It”

Except for the milk mustache, that part was gross.

You have excellent taste, Alexander G.

Uh, Could I Have My Pen Back?

Listen, sorry to bother you while you’re eating, but I was filling out your feeding chart just now, and my pen seems to have fallen into your mixed greens. And that was kind of my favorite lime green Flair felt-tip, probably wouldn’t agree with you anyway, so if you’ll hold still for a moment, I’ll just reach in and…

You know, on second thought, you go ahead. Really, that’s fine.

From the National Geographic Picture of the Day, courtesy of Marilyn T.

Stays Possum-y — Even in Milk!

Cuteologists, we are presented today with a rarely-seen corollary to Rule of Cuteness #8 (If your furniture doubles as a meal, you’re cute), which states: If your bath doubles as a meal, you’re cute. And you can finish that all by yourself. No, really, I don’t seem to have an appetite for some reason, so you go ahead.

Photo credit: AnimalAdvocates. Submitted by Dave K.

Slightly icky Rule 25 action

Justine W. sends us a textbook case of Rule 25 in action: If you dangle your paw, it’s cute.  But that ain’t all that’s dangling, if you catch my drift.

The Bird Was Disturbed

Kyle was giving his oddly colorless neighbor, Lenny, a lift home after a crazy night at Go-Go-Gecko Lounge, when the sudden realization hit him. Kyle hated himself for thinking it, and he knew his cousins would be disgusted, but there was no denying it:

Lenny tasted like chicken.

kingfisher with frog

We ought to give you a medal, Marilyn T.

Photo by Vaibhav Deshmukh

♪ ♫ One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong… ♪ ♫


Brittany F. make sure at least one olive is saved for tonight’s martini.


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