Disgusting Animal Species

Ranging from the Northeast to the Great Lakes region, the Crimson Nosepicker (mucus digguli) is a constant nuisance to any unwary hiker caught without a tissue.


Via Mark Dumont.

LEMON?!

Looks like someone’s been watching that Will Sasso lemon video too many times.

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Via Lon G.

Clog in the Machine

Hey! Larry! Hand me the Jet Rooter 3000. If we get this cleared before Happy Hour, the nuts are on me, pal.


Via Attack of the Cute

I Asked for a Tiara

Pink flowers are okay, I guess. Bling would have been better.

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Whether you have a tiara or not, Maggie, you are a Pretty, Pretty Princess. Although you are the only one we’ve ever seen drag her butt.

Charlotte tells us that “Maggie is our family’s little bundle of fluff-joy” and that the pic is by Clare and the vid is by Edd.

How Now Brown Cow

Sounds that are round cannot possibly be made by such a pointy diphthong.


Via Pinterest

Stand Back! She’s Gonna Blow!

Avoid blow-outs by regularly checking your pup’s air pressure. Suspect your pup might have a leak? Try this tried and true tip from the experts. Simply apply a small amount of soapy water until the leak reveals itself! Then, try not to hurt yourself laughing.


We like the new Mr. Bubble, shamr0ck7

Your Worst Fear

Drop-in visits from those nutty neighbors, Milt and Viv!


Suuu-prise, Lilly!

The Swimshell Edition

Here’s Swedish supermodel Molly Oosk, sensually rinsing off after a slow-motion romp on the beach in this daring one-piece shell by Not-So-Speedo.

That’ll Knock Some Scents Into ‘Em

If you’ve tried everything to train your dog not to bark, this advanced method may be for you. It combines a restraining muzzle clamp with a pootent, er, potent form of persuasion.


Thanks for sharing, Cristal G.

Inspector Daisy Pays a Surprise Visit

Hi I’m Daisy the mouse, your Ear Cheese Inspector. Oh my, my. Tut, tut, tut.

Got any crackers?


Does Daisy also check for fuzz in your belly button, RhinoCool?

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