Classic Meg Rewind: January 16, 2007

(bird) ‘Tocks Up!

When things got you down
and you got a perma-frown it’s

‘Tocks Up!
(bird) ‘Tocks Up!

When everything sucks
and your pockets have no bucks it’s

‘Tocks Up!
‘Tocks Up!

When you sleep through the alarm
and Grandpa bought the farm it’s

‘Tocks Up!
(in this case bird) ‘Tocks Up!

Sing it with me, People! (and William B.T.!)

Classic Meg Rewind: September 21, 2006

Mmmmm, snoutlicioussss

This is complete and total snout overload. How much is that pig LOL-ing? I bet that pig snorts when he laughs, too.

Holy bacon bits, Jennifer H.!

How to Talk to Your Child About Lizards

Your child’s first outbreak of lizards is likely to be a traumatic experience. What is happening to me? he or she will wonder. Will I stay like this? It’s important to reassure your child that lizards is a phase every child goes through, and that with proper facial care and some dead flies, lizards will go away on its own.

“As we had been vacationing at the resort, I can’t quite decide who visited whom,” says Ingrid H.

Bob, We Need to Talk

Listen, a bunch of the other guys at the dorm asked me to tell you there’s, well, something about you that you need to know. It’s kind of a loose end, you might say, and it’s been hanging there awhile, but I don’t want to stretch it out any longer, so here it is: You talk in your sleep, and we’re all rather curious about who this “Beatrice” is.

Oh, and on an unrelated note, kudos on the drool thread.

Disgusting Animal Species

Ranging from the Northeast to the Great Lakes region, the Crimson Nosepicker (mucus digguli) is a constant nuisance to any unwary hiker caught without a tissue.

Via Mark Dumont.


Looks like someone’s been watching that Will Sasso lemon video too many times.

Via Lon G.

Clog in the Machine

Hey! Larry! Hand me the Jet Rooter 3000. If we get this cleared before Happy Hour, the nuts are on me, pal.

Via Attack of the Cute

I Asked for a Tiara

Pink flowers are okay, I guess. Bling would have been better.

Whether you have a tiara or not, Maggie, you are a Pretty, Pretty Princess. Although you are the only one we’ve ever seen drag her butt.

Charlotte tells us that “Maggie is our family’s little bundle of fluff-joy” and that the pic is by Clare and the vid is by Edd.

How Now Brown Cow

Sounds that are round cannot possibly be made by such a pointy diphthong.

Via Pinterest

Stand Back! She’s Gonna Blow!

Avoid blow-outs by regularly checking your pup’s air pressure. Suspect your pup might have a leak? Try this tried and true tip from the experts. Simply apply a small amount of soapy water until the leak reveals itself! Then, try not to hurt yourself laughing.

We like the new Mr. Bubble, shamr0ck7


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