Listen, sorry to bother you while you’re eating, but I was filling out your feeding chart just now, and my pen seems to have fallen into your mixed greens. And that was kind of my favorite lime green Flair felt-tip, probably wouldn’t agree with you anyway, so if you’ll hold still for a moment, I’ll just reach in and…
You know, on second thought, you go ahead. Really, that’s fine.
From the National Geographic Picture of the Day, courtesy of Marilyn T.
Cuteologists, we are presented today with a rarely-seen corollary to Rule of Cuteness #8 (If your furniture doubles as a meal, you’re cute), which states: If your bath doubles as a meal, you’re cute. And you can finish that all by yourself. No, really, I don’t seem to have an appetite for some reason, so you go ahead.
Photo credit: AnimalAdvocates. Submitted by Dave K.
Justine W. sends us a textbook case of Rule 25 in action: If you dangle your paw, it’s cute. But that ain’t all that’s dangling, if you catch my drift.
Kyle was giving his oddly colorless neighbor, Lenny, a lift home after a crazy night at Go-Go-Gecko Lounge, when the sudden realization hit him. Kyle hated himself for thinking it, and he knew his cousins would be disgusted, but there was no denying it:
Lenny tasted like chicken.
We ought to give you a medal, Marilyn T.
Photo by Vaibhav Deshmukh
OMG GET ME THE HAND SANITIZER STAT
Brittany F. make sure at least one olive is saved for tonight’s martini.
After a dozen rolls of film, Amaryllis really thought that this one would be a keeper. That coy smile and twinkle in her eye were about to work pig wonders, and she knew it. Unfortunately, it was that apparent giant bullseye on her freshly coiffed ‘do that did her in.
Poor Amaryllis. Who knew that Big Bird could fly?
I wonder if Snuffy was riding sidecar, Riana P.
“My mom was really craving a BLT one night,” says sender-inner Sharon S., “and squirted this mayo man on her toast!”
“She ran upstairs to show me and we laughed SO hard. We have it frozen in our fridge.”
Sometimes, truth is funnier than fiction, so here’s sender-inner Kimberley H.:
This is little baby Rufi, our four-month-old chihuahua. He loves a bit of warmth, so when Nick my boyfriend called me from the bathroom to “show me something cute” I was initially a bit unsure… then lo and behold what do I see but Rufi nestled in the warm underwear nook!
Ew!
![[Can't touch this MCHammer clip]](http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/doh.jpg "[Can't touch this MCHammer clip]")
Attention all pigs! There is an elevated risk of a deadly strain of “girl flu.” If not treated early, girl flu can lead to death, or in extreme cases, cooties. Pigs are urged to avoid prolonged contact with girls, and also avoid activities which may weaken the immune system, such as shopping or watching romantic comedies.
Did somebody lose a bet, Florence A.?
Take one GUESS who’s on Pooper Scooper Duty on a Caturday.
Moi!
The cats are lounging in their hammocks drinking milkshakes and I’m stuck with shoveling their crapulence. I am NOT seeing enough rawhide chew payments for this.
I hate Caturdays Judy G.!
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