Cute Overload :D
Attention all pigs! There is an elevated risk of a deadly strain of “girl flu.” If not treated early, girl flu can lead to death, or in extreme cases, cooties. Pigs are urged to avoid prolonged contact with girls, and also avoid activities which may weaken the immune system, such as shopping or watching romantic comedies.
Did somebody lose a bet, Florence A.?
Take one GUESS who’s on Pooper Scooper Duty on a Caturday.
Moi!
The cats are lounging in their hammocks drinking milkshakes and I’m stuck with shoveling their crapulence. I am NOT seeing enough rawhide chew payments for this.
I hate Caturdays Judy G.!
Come on, C.O., come on C.O.
Come on, you can’t play coy
I’m homeless & unemployed
Come on, take it easy
Come on, don’t get cheesy
Rat pix make me queasy, make me queasy
Everybody’s got something to hide, except for…
(So, the Beatles are on iTunes & Amazon now, right? …No? Really?)
Hmm, I’m (scrape, scrape) noticing a bit of (scrape, scrape) plaque building up here (scrape, scrape)… Are you brushing in those hard-to-reach places, young lady?
(echo chamber) Now (Now) let’s (let’s) take a (take a) look at (look at) those (those) molars (molars molars…)
Now rinse, Lily L.
I got a little somethin’ for ya. [Snorks your face with salt-shaker-esque schnozzle]
Get me my Purell STAT! Portrait of a little piglet by Mandy Verburg.
[Cover head with flipper but peers out with one eye in shame]
Ew!
Amelia J., this photo made it into the 2010 calendar DESPITE OUR DISTINGUISHED EDITOR’S DISGUST!
"Mrphth thmuph ig loorph flurghthing (munch, chomp) flr thrriff lurthph (ummm, smack) glurrtph hlurgh!"
"Ah, that’s better. Does anyone have a moist towelette?"
Sender-innered by "wondering," as in "I’m wondering what the heck that meant."
Before our friend Snailio Iglesias goes out on his next adventure, he stops to sniff Mom’s eye stalk.
Sniff Sniff.
SNORRRRRF
SUPER GROSS EYE STALK ENHANCE!
Um, thanks for sending, Uncle Wire [shifty eyes]
I’m not sure if this pic is really cute or kinda gross. [Shifty eyes] I think it’s a case of the photographer being RIGHT BEHIND this ‘tocktacular scene… right!?
Dani F., ostriches and giraffe knobby knees—what an awesome combo.
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