Cute Overload» Gee-ross!

That’ll Knock Some Scents Into ‘Em

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 21:23:40 +0000

If you’ve tried everything to train your dog not to bark, this advanced method may be for you. It combines a restraining muzzle clamp with a pootent, er, potent form of persuasion.

Thanks for sharing, Cristal G.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Gee-ross!, Kittens, Pups, The Marc Anthony Experience

Inspector Daisy Pays a Surprise Visit

pyrit — Mon, 02 May 2011 17:10:03 +0000

Hi I’m Daisy the mouse, your Ear Cheese Inspector. Oh my, my. Tut, tut, tut.

Got any crackers?

Does Daisy also check for fuzz in your belly button, RhinoCool?

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Gee-ross!, Pocket Pets

“I Kissed a Cat and I Liked It”

pyrit — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 08:13:53 +0000

Except for the milk mustache, that part was gross.

You have excellent taste, Alexander G.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Gee-ross!, Interspecies Snorgling, Kittens, Naughtiness

Uh, Could I Have My Pen Back?

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:45:34 +0000

Listen, sorry to bother you while you’re eating, but I was filling out your feeding chart just now, and my pen seems to have fallen into your mixed greens. And that was kind of my favorite lime green Flair felt-tip, probably wouldn’t agree with you anyway, so if you’ll hold still for a moment, I’ll just reach in and…

You know, on second thought, you go ahead. Really, that’s fine.

From the National Geographic Picture of the Day, courtesy of Marilyn T.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Gee-ross!, Unusual animals

Stays Possum-y — Even in Milk!

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Wed, 05 May 2010 04:44:52 +0000

Cuteologists, we are presented today with a rarely-seen corollary to Rule of Cuteness #8 (If your furniture doubles as a meal, you’re cute), which states: If your bath doubles as a meal, you’re cute. And you can finish that all by yourself. No, really, I don’t seem to have an appetite for some reason, so you go ahead.

Photo credit: AnimalAdvocates. Submitted by Dave K.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Gee-ross!, The Rules of Cuteness, Unusual animals

Slightly icky Rule 25 action

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:12:12 +0000

Justine W. sends us a textbook case of Rule 25 in action: If you dangle your paw, it’s cute. But that ain’t all that’s dangling, if you catch my drift.

Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Bears, Gee-ross!

The Bird Was Disturbed

Prongs — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:45:01 +0000

Kyle was giving his oddly colorless neighbor, Lenny, a lift home after a crazy night at Go-Go-Gecko Lounge, when the sudden realization hit him. Kyle hated himself for thinking it, and he knew his cousins would be disgusted, but there was no denying it:

Lenny tasted like chicken.

We ought to give you a medal, Marilyn T.

Photo by Vaibhav Deshmukh

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, Gee-ross!

♪ ♫ One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong… ♪ ♫

Meg — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:29:09 +0000

OMG GET ME THE HAND SANITIZER STAT

Brittany F. make sure at least one olive is saved for tonight’s martini.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Gee-ross!, Pocket Pets

Not the Type of Head Shot She Had in Mind

Prongs — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:43:49 +0000

After a dozen rolls of film, Amaryllis really thought that this one would be a keeper. That coy smile and twinkle in her eye were about to work pig wonders, and she knew it. Unfortunately, it was that apparent giant bullseye on her freshly coiffed ‘do that did her in.

Poor Amaryllis. Who knew that Big Bird could fly?

I wonder if Snuffy was riding sidecar, Riana P.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Gee-ross!, Unusual animals

Toast Ghost Coast-to-Coast!

Not That Mike The Other Mike — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:40:36 +0000

“My mom was really craving a BLT one night,” says sender-inner Sharon S., “and squirted this mayo man on her toast!”

“She ran upstairs to show me and we laughed SO hard. We have it frozen in our fridge.”

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Blorp, Gee-ross!, Product Cuteness