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Gee-ross!

“My mom was really craving a BLT one night,” says sender-inner Sharon S., “and squirted this mayo man on her toast!”

“She ran upstairs to show me and we laughed SO hard.  We have it frozen in our fridge.”

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Sometimes, truth is funnier than fiction, so here’s sender-inner Kimberley H.:

This is little baby Rufi, our four-month-old chihuahua. He loves a bit of warmth, so when Nick my boyfriend called me from the bathroom to “show me something cute” I was initially a bit unsure… then lo and behold what do I see but Rufi nestled in the warm underwear nook!

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Ew!

[Can't touch this MCHammer clip]

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Attention all pigs!  There is an elevated risk of a deadly strain of “girl flu.”  If not treated early, girl flu can lead to death, or in extreme cases, cooties.   Pigs are urged to avoid prolonged contact with girls, and also avoid activities which may weaken the immune system, such as shopping or watching romantic comedies.

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Did somebody lose a bet, Florence A.?

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Caturday Cinderella Story

by Meg on August 22, 2009

Take one GUESS who’s on Pooper Scooper Duty on a Caturday.

Moi!

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The cats are lounging in their hammocks drinking milkshakes and I’m stuck with shoveling their crapulence. I am NOT seeing enough rawhide chew payments for this.

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I hate Caturdays Judy G.!

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Friday Remix ♫

by Theo on May 22, 2009

Come on, C.O., come on C.O.
Come on, you can’t play coy
I’m homeless & unemployedfawn_and_bobcat_cub

Come on, take it easy
Come on, don’t get cheesy
Rat pix make me queasy, make me queasyrodentistry

Everybody’s got something to hide, except fortabby_kitten_and_monkey

(So, the Beatles are on iTunes & Amazon now, right? …No? Really?)

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Hmm, I’m (scrape, scrape) noticing a bit of (scrape, scrape) plaque building up here (scrape, scrape)… Are you brushing in those hard-to-reach places, young lady?

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(echo chamber) Now (Now) let’s (let’s) take a (take a) look at (look at) those (those) molars (molars molars…)

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Now rinse, Lily L.

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Patient Zero

by Meg on April 30, 2009

A-HA!

Tongue_overload

Wash your hands, Jennifer H.! [The post was first featured 9/06]

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Pucker up, Behbeh

by Meg on April 27, 2009

I got a little somethin’ for ya. [Snorks your face with salt-shaker-esque schnozzle]

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Get me my Purell STAT! Portrait of a little piglet by Mandy Verburg.

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Ew! Perpe!!!

by Meg on March 20, 2009

[Cover head with flipper but peers out with one eye in shame]

Ew!

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Amelia J., this photo made it into the 2010 calendar DESPITE OUR DISTINGUISHED EDITOR’S DISGUST!

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"Mrphth thmuph ig loorph flurghthing (munch, chomp) flr thrriff lurthph (ummm, smack) glurrtph hlurgh!"

... and, in conclusion, flurthph thrg mlurpth acth blurthppt!

"Ah, that’s better.  Does anyone have a moist towelette?"

That was the tastiest salad I ever disapproved of.

Sender-innered by "wondering," as in "I’m wondering what the heck that meant."

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