Inspected by Number 27

(“Let’s see… side tread depth acceptable… stitching uniform across entire shoe… However, I’m picking up a faint odor of moldy cheese mixed with armpit sweat. I’d better send this one back and alert the production line.”)


Time to replace those Odor-Eaters, Michael B.

Escargot Getcher Own, Pal

To attain true Zen enlightenment, one must be at peace with every creature, even the lowly snail. The true Zen master becomes one with all things, no matter how slimy… HEY! That’s not what I mean by “become one with,” buddy!

Via RocketNews24.

Welcome to Chickens Anonymous

A reminder before we start, don’t be afraid to speak up. Remember our motto: “Fear Is Why We’re Here.” Chickens Anonymous is a safe, nurturing place where you can talk about what frightens you. And with that in mind, I’d like you all to welcome our newest member, who… um, we may want to turn on the ceiling fan and open some windows…


Via Reddit.

The Not-so-Sweet Smell of FAIL

All I wanted to do with that skunk was have a frank exchange of viewpoints. But no, Mr. Skunk wanted to exchange something else instead. Why can’t folks just agree to disagree?


Via Mike Mozart.

Hey, Acting Is Hard and Stuff

Take for example the Hollywood screen kiss. You think that just happens? Hah! It takes years of training, breathing exercises, intricate choreography, charts and diagrams, just to create that heart-melting moment of romance. I’m not naming names here, but a pair of A-listers once spent the night in the studio infirmary when they got tongue-tied.


Via Renee V.

You’re Going to Blame That on Me, Aren’t You?


Via Zigger_Dog on Flickr_Site.


‘Round and ’round and ’round they goes, and why they do this, nobody knows.


Hmm, You New Around Here?

‘Cause I never forget a face.

Via Bored Panda.

Stain Resistance Never Tasted so Good!

Is your pup a couch-licker? New cherry-flavored Cutegard™ protects your delicate fabric, and treats your pet to a tangy taste sensation! Also available in grape, banana, and mango!

Another fine product from ShameCoSolving Problems We Create… With Science!

How Can You Think of Food at a Time Like This?

I’m tellin’ ya kid, we got a problem. There’s a 5-second rule and neither of us can count to five. Or is it a 5-second drool, I can never remember.

Via YouTube.



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