If you’ve tried everything to train your dog not to bark, this advanced method may be for you. It combines a restraining muzzle clamp with a pootent, er, potent form of persuasion.
Thanks for sharing, Cristal G.
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Inspector Daisy Pays a Surprise Visit
May 2, 2011 By
Hi I’m Daisy the mouse, your Ear Cheese Inspector. Oh my, my. Tut, tut, tut.
Got any crackers?
Does Daisy also check for fuzz in your belly button, RhinoCool?
“I Kissed a Cat and I Liked It”
November 27, 2010 By
Except for the milk mustache, that part was gross.
You have excellent taste, Alexander G.
Uh, Could I Have My Pen Back?
July 26, 2010 By
Listen, sorry to bother you while you’re eating, but I was filling out your feeding chart just now, and my pen seems to have fallen into your mixed greens. And that was kind of my favorite lime green Flair felt-tip, probably wouldn’t agree with you anyway, so if you’ll hold still for a moment, I’ll just reach in and…
You know, on second thought, you go ahead. Really, that’s fine.
From the National Geographic Picture of the Day, courtesy of Marilyn T.
Stays Possum-y — Even in Milk!
May 4, 2010 By
Cuteologists, we are presented today with a rarely-seen corollary to Rule of Cuteness #8 (If your furniture doubles as a meal, you’re cute), which states: If your bath doubles as a meal, you’re cute. And you can finish that all by yourself. No, really, I don’t seem to have an appetite for some reason, so you go ahead.
Photo credit: AnimalAdvocates. Submitted by Dave K.
Slightly icky Rule 25 action
March 4, 2010 By
Justine W. sends us a textbook case of Rule 25 in action: If you dangle your paw, it’s cute. But that ain’t all that’s dangling, if you catch my drift.
The Bird Was Disturbed
January 20, 2010 By
Kyle was giving his oddly colorless neighbor, Lenny, a lift home after a crazy night at Go-Go-Gecko Lounge, when the sudden realization hit him. Kyle hated himself for thinking it, and he knew his cousins would be disgusted, but there was no denying it:
Lenny tasted like chicken.
We ought to give you a medal, Marilyn T.
Photo by Vaibhav Deshmukh
♪ ♫ One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong… ♪ ♫
December 29, 2009 By
OMG GET ME THE HAND SANITIZER STAT
Brittany F. make sure at least one olive is saved for tonight’s martini.
Not the Type of Head Shot She Had in Mind
December 3, 2009 By
After a dozen rolls of film, Amaryllis really thought that this one would be a keeper. That coy smile and twinkle in her eye were about to work pig wonders, and she knew it. Unfortunately, it was that apparent giant bullseye on her freshly coiffed ‘do that did her in.
Poor Amaryllis. Who knew that Big Bird could fly?
I wonder if Snuffy was riding sidecar, Riana P.
Toast Ghost Coast-to-Coast!
November 19, 2009 By
“My mom was really craving a BLT one night,” says sender-inner Sharon S., “and squirted this mayo man on her toast!”
“She ran upstairs to show me and we laughed SO hard. We have it frozen in our fridge.”
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