‘Allo, Mate

What? Get outta here with that fake British accent. I do not sell insurance.

Quoting MSN News: “This incredible creature, believed to be a typical house gecko common in the Philippines, is one of the world’s smallest reptiles. The lizard was captured by teen photographer Corin Lenisco, who decided to keep it as a pet.”


Lounge Lizard Don’t Care

where he lounges. You got some decorative iron work? He’ll lounge there. You got garden art? He’s gonna lounge all over that. You got a fence post? It’s already been loungeded.

You have scaled new heights, petitealien!