My Croak Is My Passport. Verify Me

To: All Employees
From: CuteLabs Security

Due to recent breaches of cuteness protocol, all doors have been upgraded with Rapacity Inhibiting Boundary Inquiry Technology (RIBIT) locks. To gain entry, employees must: 1. Touch key card to panel; 2. Answer random security question posed by RIBIT GuardFrog; 3. Kiss RIBIT GuardFrog to enable DNA matching. Please report sudden transformations to First Aid.

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Via Reddit.

Friday Haiku: Shiro

The Cat and the Frog
Best friends wherever they go
The Cat always drives


Shiro and friend, from T.O.

Friday Haiku: Mwah Ha Ha Ha Ha

DzPFydWShort, squatty and green
Looks lots like Doctor Evil
Pulls it off nicely

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Frog and Butterfly

Frogster canNOT believe his eyes! “Ees thees a flowair pour moi? Or ees eet le “gag” gift?”

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Via Pinterest.

Friday Haiku Too: Frogster

National Frog Month
Is all this month and we are
Tardy telling you

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Penelope, from Reddit.

Blue Christmas

Gonna be a Blue Christmas tonight if you’re not here with me, thankyouthankyouverrrrymuch.

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Frogster image from the Neatorama Pinterest board. Music by E. Presley.

Tiny…Tinier..Tiniest.

The QTE comes in all shapes and sizes. Here are some petite prosh peeps!

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Via the tasteful folks @ My Modern Met.

You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto

Let’s call the whole thing off!

You say ribbit, I say croak, you say peep-peep-peeper,

I say… …Bud – weis – er.

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Via Neatorama.

This Never Happened To Kermit

Rain Rain Go Away—
Come again SOME OTHER DAY! (Please.)

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Spotted on Buzz and The Sun. Photos by Penkdix Palme.

Time 4 The Calaveras County Fair And Jumping Frog Ju-bil-ee!

FJ_13_Fcharc_web__80450.1360633370.1280.1280If ya happen to find yourself in Angels Camp, CA today thru the 19th (it’s a stretch, I know——but possible) you’ll wanna take in the festivities of the Calaveras County Fair & Jumping Frog Ju-bil-ee! Recommended by Samuel Langhorne Clemens hisself! Download a PDF of the Sunday Schedule Of Events– the Big Jump is Sunday afternoon at 3pm PT. Hop on over!

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Encore Presentayshe of video #4 from Petsami.

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