Friday Haiku: Mwah Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Looks lots like Doctor Evil
Pulls it off nicely

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Frog and Butterfly

Frogster canNOT believe his eyes! “Ees thees a flowair pour moi? Or ees eet le “gag” gift?”

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Via Pinterest.

Friday Haiku Too: Frogster

National Frog Month
Is all this month and we are
Tardy telling you

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Penelope, from Reddit.

Blue Christmas

Gonna be a Blue Christmas tonight if you’re not here with me, thankyouthankyouverrrrymuch.

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Frogster image from the Neatorama Pinterest board. Music by E. Presley.

Tiny…Tinier..Tiniest.

The QTE comes in all shapes and sizes. Here are some petite prosh peeps!

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Via the tasteful folks @ My Modern Met.

You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto

Let’s call the whole thing off!

You say ribbit, I say croak, you say peep-peep-peeper,

I say… …Bud – weis – er.

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Via Neatorama.

This Never Happened To Kermit

Rain Rain Go Away—
Come again SOME OTHER DAY! (Please.)

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Spotted on Buzz and The Sun. Photos by Penkdix Palme.

Time 4 The Calaveras County Fair And Jumping Frog Ju-bil-ee!

FJ_13_Fcharc_web__80450.1360633370.1280.1280If ya happen to find yourself in Angels Camp, CA today thru the 19th (it’s a stretch, I know——but possible) you’ll wanna take in the festivities of the Calaveras County Fair & Jumping Frog Ju-bil-ee! Recommended by Samuel Langhorne Clemens hisself! Download a PDF of the Sunday Schedule Of Events- the Big Jump is Sunday afternoon at 3pm PT. Hop on over!

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Encore Presentayshe of video #4 from Petsami.

A Tale Of Justine And Her Frogs

Justine N., tell us all about this. “I’m sending you a picture of a reeeeeeeally small (and cute) Grenouille I found in my shoe. I know the Grenouille is french, but really? A shoe? It was in my boots for gardening.”

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“I tried to put them on and the little ribbit jumped out it like a mad pop corn! I took him to put him to safety, but he jumped again, in the very same boot. I went gardening wearing only socks.”

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“I found a biiiiig toad the day after i found the small (and cute) grenouille i found in my shoe, and he was damn cute too.”

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Peeper Partner in Crime

Sorry, Froggy. Mom says you’re a bad influence on me. She caught me sticking out my tongue at her again. It was totally worth it though.

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Columbus, Mississippi, 3-year-old Helen Imes gives a lift to a hitch-hopper. Photo by Birney Imes, Associated Press/SF