Friday Haiku: Shell Game

Ham and the Hermie
Two best friends thru thick & thin
Even thru that shell

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“Amelia is the ham and Sheldon is the hermie. They are besties.” -Erin C.

Friday Haiku: Hmmmmmmmm

ChrisMorgan1Hummingbirds are cute
They can really fly quite fast
With pointy noses

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Pix by Chris Morgan as seen on My Modern Met.

Friday Haiku: Mwah Ha Ha Ha Ha

DzPFydWShort, squatty and green
Looks lots like Doctor Evil
Pulls it off nicely

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Friday Haiku: Bloop?

Tiny fish can swim
All day long and all night long
They need to breathe too

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From @CuteEmergency.

Friday Haiku: Bat Fox

This is not a bat
Though the ears are similar
It is Jiffy Pop

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From Jessica A.

UPDATED! Sprock’s Friday Haiku

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In a Yellow Submarine.
Look! I’m Peter Max.

Sprock wins with the Beatles reference AND Peter Max. Two 1960s icons in one haiku? #Win. But Oakley was close. Image from @AmazingAnimals.

Friday Haiku: She’s A Lady (Bug)

LadyHappyJust like Tom Jones sang
Whoa, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady**
And also a bug

“I came across this lovely lady while on a hike today. I think she (Lady Bugs are all ladies, right?*) looks like a happy little strawberry. Hope you can use it!” -Katy C.

*Nope!

** Had to cheat on the contraction- can’t mess with the lyrics. -B.

Friday Haiku Too: Tiny Is As Tiny Does, Sir

dj72YmfMollusks are quite cute
They are very small indeed
So watch where you step

Friday Haiku: Palikka Noms

Palikka must think
“Would rather nom a cupcake
Instead of salad”

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“Greetings from Finland! This is Palikka, not only the most adorable tortoise hatchling in the long history of tortoise hatchlings but also an impeccable master of disguise, attempting to pass as a cupcake while simultaneously eating salad. Photos taken by Anni L. (With the kind help of Emleri L.)”

Friday Haiku: Sleppy

When you are still tired
But it is time to get up
Just stay in your bed

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From Reddit.