Anerable!

Melanie S. stumbled upon this Sir Puffitude with mini winglets and 5 o’clock spine shadow. OK, this whole pic is too much, but the mini winglets are the best part—totally bite-offable!

Blowfishie

He’s kinda golf-ball sized, huh Mel? Love the blowfish leeps too.

[Blood-curdling scream]

With a turtle name like "Wesley", you pretty much HAVE to go with a macho costume on Halloween. I bet all the turtle ladies in the tank are like—"OMG, who’s the hottie?" and whipping out their little Turtle Sidekicks to text him.

Reegahdless, Wesley has snapped up Best Turtle Costume on the Planet Ever as far as I’m concerned. Also, I think his nose has a hole in it. Just sayin’.

Scary

Gravel snorts to sender-inner Jennfer H., and toitle owners Craig and Melanie :^)

Just a leetle kees

Now leesten to thees my darlingk, you are fab-you-luss.

I meeeean eet.

NOW KEES ME ON DEE LEEPS, EHN!

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Kate B., glurp!

Sing this song!

Beluuuugah!
Beluuuugah!

ppppbbbbfffftttt!!!
ppppbbbbfffftttt!!!

Beluuuugah!
Beluuuugah!

ppppbbbbfffftttt!!!
ppppbbbbfffftttt!!!

[repeat until roommate kicks you out]

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Way to go, New Zealander Chels! (Oh, and SOMEONE is rokkin’ Rule 16…)

Feeshe Kees

Left Feeshe: I love you.
Right Feeshe: I love you more.
Left Feeshe: No, I love you more.
Right Feeshe: NO I LOVE YOU MORE
Left Feeshe: I LOVE YOU MORE GOD DAMMIT [underwater screaming]

Leeps

Giesel Petes, there are bubbles everywhere now. Kisses, Branna L.

“Beh beh Boo boo”

…That’s whay I’d name my Baby Beluga whale if I had one.

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Check it out, he’s all: "ppppbbbbfffftttt!!!" with his new blow-hole action.

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Sent in swimmingly, Kristine M. and congrats to the Shedd Aquarium.

Stayin’ Afloat

Give it up—there are certain people—you know who you are—that help to keep us upright. Just like the lil’ fins of this Baby Boxfish. [Flutter! Flutter!] That’s right People, GIVE IT UP for those people who, on a daily basis, prop ya up and keep things going.

That means you, Natalie! (my fabulous co-worker who is *always* there…) Thank you.

Babyboxfish

Baby Boxfeeshe Bloooop! Thanks, PBase.com

He gets more done before 9AM than you do in a day

Check out Albert "Goooooooaaaal!!!!" Einstein here, the smartest goldfish of all time. He remembers tricks for a whole TEN DAYS and has earned the much sought-after title of "fish with the largest repetoire of tricks" in the 2007 Guinness Book of World Records.

Bravo – o – o !!! [bubbles]

Albert: ‘ehn!‘ [inching soccer ball toward goal]

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Congratulations to Dean and son, for their brave and tireless teaching of Albert. Hooray!

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