The Original Trout Pout

I was WAY ahead of the curve, People. Peeps are payin’ BEEG BUCKAROOS for leeps like mine…Next thing people will copy is my sweet “Hang Loose” antennae.PlumpersonsAndrew J., beeg smooches to you

Will you please check out this behbeh stingray

He’s all: Weeeeeeeeee!

First of all, I’ve never seen a bebeh stingray. Second, who woulda thunk a bebeh stingray could be cute enough to meet our stringent requirements? Third, will you please look at these "legs" OMG.

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

Megan F. (not me!) took this at the Brighton, UK aquarium. Hilarious.

“Pbbbbbbbfffft”-ing for the first time

Pbbbfffft!

Pbbbbbbbfffft!

PBBBbbbbbfffffffffft!

Pbbbbbbbfffft

Day-old "Balboa" gets his "Pbbbbbbbfffft" on. Thanks Cat R.😉

“Mooooooooooo”

Moo.

You hear me, People? Moo.

Comin’ thruuuu moo.

Merhe_2

OK, it’s not a cow, but it’s CLOSE, Cassie H.!

Soupe à là Férrète

Mmmmmmm. Tastes like Misooooo

[LOVE the guy at 9 o’clock. He’s all about to submarine]

Then, there’s Mr. CombOverPants in the middle. Nice hairline, buddy!

Murky_mcferretsons

Bethany H., Delicious!

IM in UR POND feedin’ UR FISH

feedin’ the fish, junior duckle!

What a go-getter.

Sara P., I quack een your general deerection.

Anerable!

Melanie S. stumbled upon this Sir Puffitude with mini winglets and 5 o’clock spine shadow. OK, this whole pic is too much, but the mini winglets are the best part—totally bite-offable!

Blowfishie

He’s kinda golf-ball sized, huh Mel? Love the blowfish leeps too.

[Blood-curdling scream]

With a turtle name like "Wesley", you pretty much HAVE to go with a macho costume on Halloween. I bet all the turtle ladies in the tank are like—"OMG, who’s the hottie?" and whipping out their little Turtle Sidekicks to text him.

Reegahdless, Wesley has snapped up Best Turtle Costume on the Planet Ever as far as I’m concerned. Also, I think his nose has a hole in it. Just sayin’.

Scary

Gravel snorts to sender-inner Jennfer H., and toitle owners Craig and Melanie :^)

Just a leetle kees

Now leesten to thees my darlingk, you are fab-you-luss.

I meeeean eet.

NOW KEES ME ON DEE LEEPS, EHN!

Thekissinggoldfish

Kate B., glurp!

Sing this song!

Beluuuugah!
Beluuuugah!

ppppbbbbfffftttt!!!
ppppbbbbfffftttt!!!

Beluuuugah!
Beluuuugah!

ppppbbbbfffftttt!!!
ppppbbbbfffftttt!!!

[repeat until roommate kicks you out]

Bayloooooga_1

Way to go, New Zealander Chels! (Oh, and SOMEONE is rokkin’ Rule 16…)

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