Area Man Punches Shark To Save Terrier

There he was just minding his own dog business…. cruising along dog paddling…

When suddenly… [Jaws music]



This lil’ terrier was attacked by a shark.

As you can see [Doctor’s voice] he got monched in his mid-section and pawsitude areas.


Thankfully, the terrier’s owner, decided to land a PONCHE or two on the attacking shark, breaking the terrier free, and both terrier and man and shark are living happily ever after as a result. Ahn.


Yes, we’ll add this guy to the C.O. Dating service,Amanda L. via

Tip: Avoid the Piranha Special

According to CNN, the hottest new spa treatment in the Washington, DC area is fish pedicures, where tiny, toothless carp nibble away all your dead skin, for the nom-nom-nominal fee of $35.  According to customers, the treatment produces just a tingling sensation: "It kind of feels like your foot’s asleep," says one.  It’s all happening at Yvonne Hair and Nails salon, where the elite meet to become a fishy treat.

Fish are friends -- YOU'RE food.

You first, Angelina R.

I can’t get no… Satisfaction!

I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no satisfaction
’cause i try and i try and i try and i try [little arm raises up]
I can’t get no, i can’t get no

When i’m drivin’ in my car [arm does little driving motions]
And that man comes on the radio
He’s tellin’ me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can’t get no, oh no no no [pout into microphone]
Hey hey hey, that’s what i say


Thanks, Sender-Inner Lisa S.

From, and photographer Birgitte Wilms.  Batfish who lives off the coast of Costa Rica’s Cocos Island.

Balloon Lumpfishes!?

Can you imagine having the word "lump" in your name? "Hi, the name’s Marty McLumpersons, nice to meet you." Well meet a member of the  Lumpfish family, People. The Eumicrotremus Pacificus.

Instead of balloons, these guys should be sitting on lil’ individual fish-sized couches.


Total "Blooooop de bloop" action here:


Good luck with your research paper Tina D.


A sweeeet collection of transparent undersea creatures is on display over at, including this guy, the Roundbelly Cowfish aka Mr. Rule #38! (I am not making that name up)


Photograph by Chris Newbert/Minden Pictures. Wallpaper available here. Sent in by Debbie G. ;)

Oh, Hai.

I was just inside cleaning my Giant Clam apartmento when you stopped by. It’s all ready now, come on in.


Everyone needs a lil’ clownfish snorgling now and again, Veronica F. (Who took this at Fraggle Reef in L.A.)

Fisheh on Prozac

The "Jaw Tooth Blenny fish" (Not to be confused with ‘bleeny’) is a little smiling mo-fo. Get an aquarium full and you’ll never be sad again. Good Times™.


Britta F., that lil’ mouf is hilarious.

Mo’ Bubbles, Beluga Style

Whoa! [Keanu Reeves voice] those whales actually accept scuba tank air into their mouths from a diver, and then blow bubbles with it! THAT’S KRAZEHPANNTS!

Wonton Destruction, nice find…

Brusha Brusha Brusha

Oh. Tank you so moooooosche.

I was looking for an ex-fol-ee-ay-shons.


Redonk, Stephanie P. Totally redonk. That must be how the wale got so white—he’s soooo cleans.

Secret beluga behavior revealed!

Amazing photo—these belugas were so comfortable in captivity, they started celebrating Christmas just as if they were out in the sea. Amazingks.


Lauren P., this has the Japanese written ALL OVER IT!


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