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Fishes

Eddie McBlobbles, at your sthervice

by Meg on September 18, 2007

People, we don’t normally have feeshes on this site, so when we do, you KNOW it’s a doozy. And that’s where Eddie McBlobbules comes in. He’s totally the inside-out-seahorse-in-a-ball-nerd of the deep. You can tell, he’s all adjusting his glasses and writing your French Lit IV paper for you and stuff.

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National Geographic has other deep-sea dwellers, but none who know as many theorems as Mr.M here. Thanks, Matthew C.!

Hey, anyone have time to animate those peepers? Come on!!!

// UPDATE — check out this RCF-style ANIMATED VERSION by GoranG, from the comments! //

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The saddest cuttlefish ever

by Meg on August 24, 2007

I really really really need a "cuddle"!

Barooooooooooooo!

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Kristina W., the eyelids say it all… :(

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Lauri_turtlets_coxcu_300[ahem]

Yes I do understand how you may feel constrained by the classifications currently available to you, sir or madam.  However, this does not diminish my state of reptilianity.  I am what I am.  You see?  Not all that is wet is fishy!

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We are TURTLE.  You will be assimilated.

Thanks to Lauri for the fine fotos!

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Check out this new bebeh Beluga over at Chicago’s Shedd Aquarium.

He’s all taking his first bref, blowing air out his blowhole: ""PPPBBBBFFFFTTTHH!!!"

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Then he’s all snuggleh: [whale purring sounds]

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Not to mention he’s got room to grow with his foldy side chub:

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Molly D. (and to all other Sender-Inners) way to go. And get your continued Calf Updates here.

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Clownfeesh whirlpool

by Meg on July 22, 2007

Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn! Ehn!

[bathtub water swirls out of control]

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Andrew J., best clowns evar.

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The Original Trout Pout

by Meg on July 15, 2007

I was WAY ahead of the curve, People. Peeps are payin’ BEEG BUCKAROOS for leeps like mine…Next thing people will copy is my sweet “Hang Loose” antennae.PlumpersonsAndrew J., beeg smooches to you

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He’s all: Weeeeeeeeee!

First of all, I’ve never seen a bebeh stingray. Second, who woulda thunk a bebeh stingray could be cute enough to meet our stringent requirements? Third, will you please look at these "legs" OMG.

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Megan F. (not me!) took this at the Brighton, UK aquarium. Hilarious.

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Pbbbfffft!

Pbbbbbbbfffft!

PBBBbbbbbfffffffffft!

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Day-old "Balboa" gets his "Pbbbbbbbfffft" on. Thanks Cat R. ;)

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“Mooooooooooo”

by Meg on May 29, 2007

Moo.

You hear me, People? Moo.

Comin’ thruuuu moo.

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OK, it’s not a cow, but it’s CLOSE, Cassie H.!

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Soupe à là Férrète

by Meg on May 11, 2007

Mmmmmmm. Tastes like Misooooo

[LOVE the guy at 9 o'clock. He's all about to submarine]

Then, there’s Mr. CombOverPants in the middle. Nice hairline, buddy!

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Bethany H., Delicious!

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