Double Happiness Announcement!

Two faces to wash, and four dirty hands
Two insistent voices, making demands
Twice as much crying, when things go wrong
The four eyes closing, with slumber song
Twice as many garments, blowing on the line
Two cherubs in the wagon, soaking up sunshine
Work I do for twins, naturally comes double
But four arms to hug me, repay all my trouble.
-Author Unknown (BUT I SUSPECT HALLMARK)







Dearest Peeps! We’re very happy to announce that Cute Overlord Meg and hubby Sparky just had twins. The entire family is thrilled at the two healthy additions, including Aunt Chief Sister Officer. No names yet—maybe “Maru” and “Winston”? We’ll see. Hopefully we can get some sleep soon. Hooray! Hooray!

Toooh-tally!

Like oh my God! I’m like – SO – awesome! For sure, I mean like, puh-lease! It’s just, like, duh! Like, come on! Like, I am so sure, right? Like, whatever! You know? Anyway!


And I’m like, totally bubbly, or something, and Poppy is like, something else!

A Gift for Reflection

From the Snarker Image Catalog comes the ideal grooming accessory for the busy executive: the Mirror Clock. No longer do you have to stop looking at yourself just to see what time it is — thanks to the Mirror Clock, you can do both!


Giddyup, Krazik!

Something’s Fishy Here

Hello! You are hearing me talking to you. I am Professor Phish. Just call me Doc. You must go to the pet supply store. The door will open up. Walk in. You will be guided to a little treasure chest. Pay no attention to the little castle, no matter what the other fish there tell you! I must have the treasure chest! Only you can do this. See you soon.


Bobo the fish is making quite a spectacle of himself, Trish W.

Holiday Hat-Off

Hats off to these cuddular ani-pals. WHO WORE IT BEST? You decide.

Contestant 1: Lovebird Santa


Contestant 2: Meme the kitten’s Dad’s reindeer antlers:


Contestant 3: Beluga Santa! He looks so natural:


Contestant 4: Balbinka the Peeg doffs his fedora:

The Story of BALBINKA
And finally, Contestant 5: The saddest puppeh in all the world:

Santa's Little Helper

Lovebird Santa sent in by Ant at AQFL, Famous Japanese Kitten Meme’s father, who is also PDC (Pretty Darn Cute) in a reindeer hat via 飼い主の hana, Beluga Santa via The Daily Mail, Balbinka the Guinea Pig by the famous Pyza*, Saddest basset pup ever by Hannah19. Aghhhnn.

Smiling Baby Dolf-Dolf

Will you please check out this insanely prosh, smiling baby dolphers being introduced to a baby penguin:



You killed us ded, Johanna S.

Just stop it.

OMG.


No really stop. This is like, unhandle-a-ble. Via DListed, bien sûr.

Feeding Time

Now, let’s see… You get some duck food, and you get some duck food, and you get some duck food (wow, I feel just like Oprah here!)…

Well, that was fun. I wonder what’s for lunch?

Posted to our Twitter feed by Elise S.

The Beagle that Got Away

No goofy caption could outdo this fish story, so let’s cut to Flickr user Snuzzy: “My puppy Rex was doing his very best to eat the fish in my mom’s pond…”

“He didn’t manage to eat any; but he got a surprise fish kiss!”

“(Just before he fell in…)”

Just your Run-of-the-mill-kitten-dolphin-snorgle…


Johanna S. says it doesn’t get any better than this.

[hmmm... i guess someone doesn't like us peeping in their window and closed the blinds. try going here.]