There he was just minding his own dog business…. cruising along dog paddling…
When suddenly… [Jaws music]
SHARK ATTACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
This lil’ terrier was attacked by a shark.
As you can see [Doctor's voice] he got monched in his mid-section and pawsitude areas.
Thankfully, the terrier’s owner, decided to land a PONCHE or two on the attacking shark, breaking the terrier free, and both terrier and man and shark are living happily ever after as a result. Ahn.
Yes, we’ll add this guy to the C.O. Dating service,Amanda L. via Guanabee.com
According to CNN, the hottest new spa treatment in the Washington, DC area is fish pedicures, where tiny, toothless carp nibble away all your dead skin, for the nom-nom-nominal fee of $35. According to customers, the treatment produces just a tingling sensation: "It kind of feels like your foot’s asleep," says one. It’s all happening at Yvonne Hair and Nails salon, where the elite meet to become a fishy treat.
I can’t get no satisfaction I can’t get no satisfaction ’cause i try and i try and i try and i try [little arm raises up] I can’t get no, i can’t get no
When i’m drivin’ in my car [arm does little driving motions] And that man comes on the radio He’s tellin’ me more and more About some useless information Supposed to fire my imagination I can’t get no, oh no no no [pout into microphone] Hey hey hey, that’s what i say
Thanks, Sender-Inner Lisa S.
From NationalGeographic.com, and photographer Birgitte Wilms. Batfish who lives off the coast of Costa Rica’s Cocos Island.
Can you imagine having the word "lump" in your name? "Hi, the name’s Marty McLumpersons, nice to meet you." Well meet a member of the Lumpfish family, People. The Eumicrotremus Pacificus.
Instead of balloons, these guys should be sitting on lil’ individual fish-sized couches.
A sweeeet collection of transparent undersea creatures is on display over at NationalGeographic.com, including this guy, the Roundbelly Cowfish aka Mr. Rule #38! (I am not making that name up)
Photograph by Chris Newbert/Minden Pictures. Wallpaper available here. Sent in by Debbie G.
The "Jaw Tooth Blenny fish" (Not to be confused with ‘bleeny’) is a little smiling mo-fo. Get an aquarium full and you’ll never be sad again. Good Times™.
Whoa! [Keanu Reeves voice] those whales actually accept scuba tank air into their mouths from a diver, and then blow bubbles with it! THAT’S KRAZEHPANNTS!
