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CAREFUL HIS EYES WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL

by Meg on April 20, 2009

Sthuper Sthender Inner Lori W. says this seal is “one of the animals rescued by the Vancouver Aquarium’s Marine Mammal Rescue program,”.

How nice of the Vancouver Aquairum to rescue A SOUL SUCKING SEALIO! I mean, are they REALLY thinking this through?

Lori W., you should be more careful with your submishes.this

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Whale Watchers

by Meg on April 1, 2009

"I only have 300 pounds to go."

Lisa, 34

"I’ve lost 122 inches off my waist."

Ed, 29

"I just ate 2500 pounds of herring."

Ned, 48

Beluga Whale by Curry Monster. Beluga Whale by jessi.bryan. beluga whale by jspad.

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YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED MARINE BIOLOGISTS!

by Meg on March 3, 2009

PINK DOLPHIN OMG!!!1!!

More details here!!!

Now, if only the ocean would turn LIME GREEN!!!

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Tronkfeeshes!!!

by Meg on January 8, 2009

Bloop diddy blerpe

Bloop Bloop!

Bloop diddy blerpe

Bloop Bloop!

Inspired by Shelby L.! Juvenile Smooth Trunkfish, originally uploaded by Scubaben. Smooth Trunkfish Juvenile, originally uploaded by Scubaben and Have you seen my mommy?, originally uploaded by vlad levantovsky.

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The Year In Cute: The Meeting Will Come To Disorder

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on January 4, 2009

Gentlemen, 2008 was a banner year for the Legion of Evil. Our operatives scowled, glared, sneered, grimaced, glowered, frowned, harrumphed upon and generally disapproved of more things than at any time in the storied history of our secret fraternity. And now, it gives me great displeasure to present the 2008 Evil Awards:

Best Serial Disapprover: Phineas Wayne Boggs, currently at large in the Philadelphia area;

Best Tough Guy: Vinnie "The Glare" Torino, leader of the East Side Scowlers;

Ah yoo tawkin' ta me? I said, AH YOO TAWKIN' TA ME?!

New Puppy, originally uploaded by ETRONCOSO.

Best Scheming: Mack E. Yavelli, of Florence, Italy;

Most Disturbing: Flarxle "Lips" Xeeglatz, from the planet Orgulon VI

Dishonorable Mention: Art D., Jennifer N., Lori W., Mahala K., and Lisa S. Photo credit for disapproving Bun: (I’m just not sure what to say……, by Carly & Art.)

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The Year In Cute: Smile, Everybody!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on January 3, 2009

With 2008 being one of the goofier years on record, we’re all happy to see it go. But this bunch just seems a little bit, I dunno … too happy.

We’re happy for sender-inners like Elizabeth F., Britta F. and YankeeBird.

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This octopus is such a chick!

by Meg on December 3, 2008

Check out this ‘eyelashed’, small-moufed, pink CHICK!

She’s all; "Step aside and watch me text eight people at once, Bitches!"

OMG, Catrina C.!

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We Take You Now to King Neptune Memorial Speedway

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on November 17, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Atlantianapolis 500, and if you’ve just joined us, it’s been a thrilling race so far. In a stunning upset, odds-on favorite Mario Clamdretti dropped out of the race when his 300-seahorsepower racer crashed on the far turn. And as we enter the final laps, I see that current leader Ridley McFlatback is getting the signal from his pit crew to come in for service …