For the Last Time, I Will Not Pull Your Finger!

It wasn’t that funny the first 2 times.


Looks like it’s time for a new joke Lauren S.

Spring Forward, Fall Down

Just a reminder, U.S. cuteologists: Daylight Saving Time began today at 2 AM, so be sure to set your clocks ahead one hour (and shift your bed about six inches to the ri… oops, never mind).

Don’t be late, Neopatra!

THIS JUST IN: Piglet Checks In

A hotel in Honolulu got an unusual guest last week: A lost and lonely piglet named Pukalani. According to the Hawaiian Humane Society, Pukalani just wandered into the hotel lobby, but nobody knows how she got there. Since she’ll grow pretty big, the Humane Society hopes to find her a foster home with lots of space.

Just steer me clear of the luau, that's all I ask.
Photo credit: Hawaiian Humane Society. Story by king5.com.

King of the Phil

Important: Protect against head injuries. Before getting your baby goat back massage, make certain that your safety baseball cap is securely fastened!

It’s even weirder if you close your eyes and just listen to the soundtrack, Abby W.

Shall I Compare Thee To Valentine’s Day?

by William Shakespeare

…Thou art more lovely and more temperate.


Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.


Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;


And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;


But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st,


Nor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.


So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,


So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.


Happy Valentine’s Day!


Bottom heart puppy from Michelle R. Piggy from here. All kitties from here. Cow from here. And, Chihuahua puppies from here! Special thanks to Sharpy for photo wrangling.

Well Would You Look at That

A pig in a blanket.

…A PIG IN A BLANKET!


Brock, you sent us this picture. I do not think it means what you think it means.

That’s no ordinary rabbit.

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit. He wrangles SHEEP!
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That’s the most efficient, sheep-wrangling rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit’s got a tenacious streak a mile wide!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!

FAVE FRAME™

Don’t miss 2:20 when the bunnage takes care of a stray sheep REAL QUICK-LIKE. Nice submishe, Miriam S. Monty Python & The Holy Grail script via IMDB.

What the Heck is That?! Part II

That is a dog.

What kind?

A really big kind.

Aw, like one of those puppies that got a little bigger than its owners expected?


Might as well milk it for all we can, Miriam.

Know Your Exotic Plant Species!

The Pigtunia (porcius redonkulii) is a flowering plant commonly found near farmland. It can be recognized by its distinctive red flower, which releases a piglet in early spring.


Another quality link cultivated by Ant!

What Is Pig Racing?

So glad you asked!

Well it doesn’t involve space bars or arrow keys. All we know is, this is real!


Who won, naotakem?

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