Bed Hog knows being a mattress tester means a lot of pressure, long hours and even getting laid off.
But for Bed Hog it’s as easy as, well, rolling out of bed.
Call Bed Hog today! Not to be confused with Pig in a Blanket.
Looks like Bed Hog ate the pillow, Lena.
The farmer sat in his empty barn,
All alone one early morn,
Worriedly twisting a few straws of hay,
Wondering how he would last the day.
The fairy seeing his distress
Asked if he would like one wish.
The farmer thought while the hay still bending
And wished for a supply of goats never ending.
The fairy has a maa-maa-maa-gic touch, D. ByronPatterson.
WATCH OUT FOR SPROINGING!
Beth P. says she can’t stand it. Beth P. Should also know that any animal with the name “pygmy” in it is asking for trubs.
Please take note of:
1. miniature, anerable oinks
2. Tiny ribs visibuhls through skins
3. hoofular action
Another quality foraged link thanks to Ant.
OMG, Scamp! STOP IT, SCAMP!
EWWWWWWWWWW!
Sender-Inner Kristen L. says: “This is Scamp. He is a Yorkie-poo. On his first visit to a farm, he REALLY wanted to meet the cows, so I lifted him up to say “Hello”. I didn’t expect him to get fresh.”
In honor of today, the first day of spring, here are some sproinging lambs:
OK we’re done [rest, rest, rest]
Single sproinger by Matt Sutts. Group of spoingers by Beenbrun. And another by J. Le Grand Resting lambs by Disco Taz 71. Spring Equinox hoverfacts via Wikipedia.
I’ve seen this one a million times! It’s my favorite episode!
Don’t cha-a-a-nge the cha-a-a-nnel, Eliza.
The Onion News Network is reporting that the Internets have been crippled by this photo of a piglet. We interrupt our regularly scheduled cuteness for this report:
Geraldine, I’m telling you, the tanning booth is great! Just look at my tan lines!
Edna, it’s a heat lamp! And you’re using it so much I think you’re getting a turkey neck.
Somebody’s goose is cooked, D-tizzle.
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