Snorf and Let Snorf

My old grandhoggy snorfed this farm for near 80 years. Yep, he said to me this farm, if properly snorfed, is like an all you can snorf buffet. “A snörfgasbord!”, he would say. Then he always slapped his knee and chuckled.


One snorf at a time, Wrought

Crazy For Ewe

What do ewe want to do today?


Ewe want me to eat grass?!


Eeeeeeewe!


I’m not laughing at ewe, I’m not laughing at ewe!


Sigh. The things I have to do for ewe.


Ewe know, it’s not too baaa-aaad.


Here, I made this for ewe. It’s art neweveau.


I had fun with ewe today. The grass was OK. But my favorite part was EWE!


More power to ewe, Nerothos

Aw, Meelk Bar’s Cwozed

See, honey? Munch-munch, grass is good. Munch-munch, yummy grass. Munch-munch, mmmm tasty. Gggak ergh awk, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! Urkkk!


So maybe that’s why donkeys make that ee-aw sound, Sam

Peeps, There’s No Easy Way to Say This.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!!!!

I think I hurt myself.


Guess that wasn’t so hard after all, Arbroath. [Falls off chair]

Tops and Bottoms

As evidenced by the following pictures, it’s cute when you’re on the top or something is on top of you.










All hail (in order of appearance) BuzzFeed, Emily Rose and Love Meow, Extinction Bound, Animal Tracks and Gripweed.

Anyone Ever Tell You You Have A Rough Tongue?

Listen, I appreciate the affection, but I’m gettin’ chaffed, here.

Hey Ignoramusky, Kitty wants to know if there is any mint jelly.

Friday Haiku: Yodel Ay Haiku

At chalet du lamb

Lederhosen not required

Swiss chocolate is


Climb every mountain, Johanna S.!

Friday Haiku: Quantum Leap

Your haiku subject:

Spring lamb in more ways than one

Hop to it, poets

Whoa, I Need an Energy Drink

I can feel those mid-afternoon sleepies creepin’ up on me… (and I think I’m getting vertigo from having my head on such a long neck!)

Were you saying something, Lorraine C.? Must’ve dozed off there.

Rude Awakening

“…and then I jump over mom and I run and jump some more. The sky is all blue and there’s a rainbow and alfalfa and mom has giant teats with all the milk in the world. All is well and wonderful and…clouds begin forming and the sky darkens. I move closer to mom and suddenly she’s gone! WHERE’S MY MOM?”

[Snore, snort, wakes up] “It was all just a dream! Hi Angela. I was having a bad dream. Do you know where my mom is?”

Shetland in Sleepland sent in by Jessica and filmed by Susieponies.

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