Aw, Meelk Bar’s Cwozed

See, honey? Munch-munch, grass is good. Munch-munch, yummy grass. Munch-munch, mmmm tasty. Gggak ergh awk, don't knock it until you've tried it! Urkkk!


So maybe that's why donkeys make that ee-aw sound, Sam

Peeps, There’s No Easy Way to Say This.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!!!!

I think I hurt myself.


Guess that wasn't so hard after all, Arbroath. [Falls off chair]

Tops and Bottoms

As evidenced by the following pictures, it's cute when you're on the top or something is on top of you.










All hail (in order of appearance) BuzzFeed, Emily Rose and Love Meow, Extinction Bound, Animal Tracks and Gripweed.

Anyone Ever Tell You You Have A Rough Tongue?

Listen, I appreciate the affection, but I'm gettin' chaffed, here.

Hey Ignoramusky, Kitty wants to know if there is any mint jelly.

Friday Haiku: Yodel Ay Haiku

At chalet du lamb

Lederhosen not required

Swiss chocolate is


Climb every mountain, Johanna S.!

Friday Haiku: Quantum Leap

Your haiku subject:

Spring lamb in more ways than one

Hop to it, poets

Whoa, I Need an Energy Drink

I can feel those mid-afternoon sleepies creepin' up on me... (and I think I'm getting vertigo from having my head on such a long neck!)

Were you saying something, Lorraine C.? Must've dozed off there.

Rude Awakening

"...and then I jump over mom and I run and jump some more. The sky is all blue and there's a rainbow and alfalfa and mom has giant teats with all the milk in the world. All is well and wonderful and...clouds begin forming and the sky darkens. I move closer to mom and suddenly she's gone! WHERE'S MY MOM?"

[Snore, snort, wakes up] "It was all just a dream! Hi Angela. I was having a bad dream. Do you know where my mom is?"

Shetland in Sleepland sent in by Jessica and filmed by Susieponies.

Brayin’ Teasers

You wanna play pin the tail on the donkey with me?

Oh silly, you know that game's a pain in the ass.


Mule never walk alone, klearchos kapoutsis.

Do You Cutedoku? #3

It's baaack, another Sudoku especially for CO peeps! Fill in the grid so that every row, every column, and every 3x2 box contains one kitten, hammie, bichon, pigalette, bun-buns, and birdy. Solve it in the comments! How hard can eet be?!

X MARKS THE CUTE SPOT!