And Now, a Few Quick Impressions

First up, I’d like to do my impression of a chicken… Thank you.

Next, I’d like to do Piers Morgan trying to interview a chicken, but finding it hard to get a word in edgewise… Thank you, thank you very much.

And finally, you know those ancient monks who used to take vows of silence? You ever wonder what would happen if one of them got into a frank exchange of views with a chicken? I think it might go something like this…

Prosh Galoshes

They’re not just for cute pigalettes anymore, silly billy!

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Mags Z. sent us this bootaful story via  The Telegraph of Maisie the Goat at Maria’s Animal Shelter in Probus, Cornwall. Maisie suffers from arthritis and has to wear wellington boots to help her condition. Recent downpours have left 12-year-old Maisie constantly squelching around in puddles and mud. So her keepers have provided pink wellies to protect her from foot rot – the animal equivalent of trench foot.

Friday Haiku: New Kid on the Block

Newborn goat’s first bath

A mother showers her love

Here, babe, I goatcha

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For the National Geographic Photo Contest 2012, Stephanie Fisher entered this photo of a mother and 1-hour old baby Nigerian Dwarf goats.

Why Howdy Do

I dare say, my baroo.

Is all baaa and no roo!

But I can smile

And so can you.


Bob21 had a little lamb.

Mothers Are the Same Everywhere

Full of spit-baths and advice: Hold your head up, smile, don’t slouch, and never wear white shorts over your polka-dot underwear.

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Johanna S. spotted this video for us! And look out for the matching kitty at 1:05!

Commence Operation Snorfersnorfs

Stand aside or prepare to be snorfed! It’s feedin’ time!


Today is a good day to be snorfed by, The Telegraph!

Might As Well Jump

EHN!

(Worry about the landing part later.)


Big ups to Eibar.

Pipsqueak Lays Down the Law

Hi ma name’s Pipsqueak McGoatersons. You know what it’s like, having to share the house with all these puppehs? They steal ma crunchies, none of them are potty-trained eef you know whut ah mean. So ah gotta lay down the law heah.

Big find c/o Animuhl Planet.

How Now Brown Cow

Sounds that are round cannot possibly be made by such a pointy diphthong.


Via Pinterest

Mr. Baggyjean’s Kiddergoaten Class

Teacher comments: Buttermilk is disruptive in class, needs to work on staying in her seat, does not ask to go to the bathroom, thinks she is the Karate Kid.

You have goat to be kidding, Sophistikathryn

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