Friday Haiku: New Kid on the Block

Newborn goat’s first bath

A mother showers her love

Here, babe, I goatcha

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For the National Geographic Photo Contest 2012, Stephanie Fisher entered this photo of a mother and 1-hour old baby Nigerian Dwarf goats.

Why Howdy Do

I dare say, my baroo.

Is all baaa and no roo!

But I can smile

And so can you.


Bob21 had a little lamb.

Mothers Are the Same Everywhere

Full of spit-baths and advice: Hold your head up, smile, don’t slouch, and never wear white shorts over your polka-dot underwear.

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Johanna S. spotted this video for us! And look out for the matching kitty at 1:05!

Commence Operation Snorfersnorfs

Stand aside or prepare to be snorfed! It’s feedin’ time!


Today is a good day to be snorfed by, The Telegraph!

Might As Well Jump

EHN!

(Worry about the landing part later.)


Big ups to Eibar.

Pipsqueak Lays Down the Law

Hi ma name’s Pipsqueak McGoatersons. You know what it’s like, having to share the house with all these puppehs? They steal ma crunchies, none of them are potty-trained eef you know whut ah mean. So ah gotta lay down the law heah.

Big find c/o Animuhl Planet.

How Now Brown Cow

Sounds that are round cannot possibly be made by such a pointy diphthong.


Via Pinterest

Mr. Baggyjean’s Kiddergoaten Class

Teacher comments: Buttermilk is disruptive in class, needs to work on staying in her seat, does not ask to go to the bathroom, thinks she is the Karate Kid.

You have goat to be kidding, Sophistikathryn

But I Don’t Wanna Leave the Petting Zoo!

I’ve finally found someone who understands me! Someone who sees the miracle in each blade of grass and marvels at the intricacy of leaves as they dance in the wind! Someone who feeds my very soul! Don’t make me give that up, I beg you!


Via julianbrand on Buzzfeed.

Lick That Cow!

When you decide to yell at a really big cow, just make sure you’re far enough away.

If you get The Look, you’d better run.

Thanks to OneyNG.

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