I can’t believe you’re making me wear these.
When you take these pants off, I’m gonna take a dump on your couch.
Petit Crappère brought to you by Kimberly P.
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Farm Animals
What the heck just happened? It was ‘Tocktober like three days ago, and now Nosevember is on its way out the door!
Hamsters wearing yarmulkes in Christmas stockings are ON DECK!
Holy Schnozzles, photo finder NTMTOM! Nosey Fallow Deer! by johnmuk.
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"Check out these road hogs, will’ya? What’s the matter, lady — you and the kids skipped breakfast again? Hoof it outta here, Squeals on Wheels, I got stuff to do today!"
Let’s see if the peeps can milk some more jokes out of this, Johanna S.
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It’s gonna be sweet. Everyone is going. The chaperones are monkeys, so it’s gonna be really cool.
Linda?
Chris G. will you go with me to Alpaca Nights?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, animatronic band overload! What a hilarious mash-up completely resurrected and re-programmed Rock-afire Explosion…
Great submishe, Sparky 
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Rock rock rock
[Brrrrring! Turn the page!]
Climb climb climb
Swing swing swing
[Brrrrring! Turn the page!]
Bridge bridge bridge
Look look look
Slide slide slide
The End.
Absolute redonkulousness brought to you by the letter "P" and Alaska Bear Playground by Umnak, Panda Cub by anitalee, Swinger by aqui-ali, queen of the castle by KCA, lookout by piggley, Sliding dog by fd.
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Turtles are tockin’, tockin’ ’bout turtles,
This one needs Shoehab, would you believe it?
And then these bunnies, doin’ one-eighty,
Try to ignore it but they keep singin’…
‘Tocks just a little too round,
‘Tocks just a little too close,
You stare just a little too long.
Maybe you’re seein’, same thin’ we do darlin’.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [stoats singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [hamsters singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooocks?
I feel so foolish, I never noticed
Your ‘tocks are bulbous, could you be posin’ for me?
It took this website to make me wonder,
Now I’m convinced that I’m goin’ under.
Thinkin’ ’bout ‘em every day,
Dreamin’ ’bout ‘em every night.
I’m hopin’ that they feel the same way,
But that’s impossible—’tocks can’t have feelin’s darlin!
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup]
A little mystery to figure out
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baby seals singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooooooocks?
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about babe,
A little bee butt to figure out.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about,
How ’bout buttooooooocks? Ooh…
Listen to ‘em baby
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup again]
A little tailio won’t hurt ‘em
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baboons singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How about love, love, spots, and love
Whoowhoo mmmm hey oohh whoowhoo
About love, love, love, love
How about they ‘tock about it? uh huh
‘Tock about love……..
Apologies to Bonnie Raitt. Take a bow, ‘Tocktober! Excellent pic spotting, Chief Sister Officuh.
Turtle ‘Tocks by Kasey S., Bun’Tocks by Debra R., elephant log ‘tocks by Sheri, Frog ‘Tocks by Mary Jo E., Sprawled Bunneh ‘Tocks by Heather R., French Bulldog ‘Tocks photo by Carolyn M. sent in by Carolyn C. NBC ‘Tocks by Elena A., Bee ‘Tockage by Uncle Andrew, Alpaca Night ‘Tocks by Julie K., Duck! Duck! ‘Tocks! by Melissa S., Pan-’Tocks by Roxanne S., Giraffe ‘Tocks by Kellene F., ‘Phant ‘Tocks Sent in by Kate E. taken by Carolyn G.
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Just because I curl my ears, trim my horns, like Holly Hobby, eat my vegetables and overall I am annoyingly virtuous doesn’t mean you get to call me that.
It’s better than ‘Goatse Two Shoes’ Elizabeth F.
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Lions can melt snow by having an orgy!
Cows can communicate telepathically with their tongues!
Puppy breath can be used as a biological weapon!
And the most amazing science fact of all: Allison U. finds awesomely weird photos!!
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Sender-Inner Ellen recently snorgled this pot-bellied piglet with the tiniest of feets.
He’s about 10 days old, and lives at Domino’spetting farm in Ann Arbor, MI.
According to Ellen, there are about 20 of thesefreshly-borned little guys running around in the pen, and they all sleep togetherin a long line. Ahn. [Head tilt]
Excellent footage, Ellen!
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