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Goatorola

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on February 27, 2009

"Look, how many times do I have to tell you people?  I don’t care how many tin cans you throw in, we’re very happy with our current alfalfa supplier!  Now stop calling me!!"

Man, these telemarketers really get my human.

Someone wanted to talk to the goat, submitted by Ross O.  Ross, maybe it’s time to join the national "do not bleat" registry.

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Kingsford is on fire!

by Meg on February 12, 2009

Meet "Kingsford" the piggle. He is the most anerable house-pig you’ve ever seen. Squealing included:

Great find, NTMTOM. Via LA Times.

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Whatever Mom

by Meg on January 31, 2009

I’m going to play Rock Band.

Later. [trots off]

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Sender-Inner Rebecca R says "This is  "Delphie" and her baby "Guthlac".  He’s only a week old, but it looks like they’ve already entered that difficult stage…"

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Ladies and Gentlemen, THE PERFECT SCHNOZZLE

by Meg on January 25, 2009

[Handing piglet blule-ribbon award] Dang, piglet, you win theBest of Schnozzles. We don’t even have to wait for the Schnozzle awards in March. This competishe is OVER. [clapping hands in 'done' motion]

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Can you lift your head up a little bit there to show us the GOODS?

Thanks.

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Oh you knew I was gonna do this.

Stand back. It’s for your own good.

SCHNOZZHANCE!

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Runt piggle "Chester" LOVED burying himself in heaps of laundry.  Photos by the fabulous Kristine B.

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The Year In Cute: Smile, Everybody!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on January 3, 2009

With 2008 being one of the goofier years on record, we’re all happy to see it go.  But this bunch just seems a little bit, I dunno … too happy.

Me, I'm just happy this flip-up ear-do is back in style!

I'm happy that Pixar gave me a swim-on role in 'Finding Nemo'

And I'm damn happy to see ya, you old so-and-so.

We’re happy for sender-inners like Elizabeth F., Britta F. and YankeeBird.

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NUBULE SPOTTING!

by Meg on January 3, 2009

Literally.

A "nubule" AND "spotting."

Together.

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NUB-HANCE! [Zooming in sound]

Nubhance

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Two piglets, extra wrinkles, extra ears, comin’ right up

by Meg on January 3, 2009

The Los Angeles Times is reportin’ these Wrinklestilskins (Actually Chinese Meishan pigs) are all the rage at Berlin’s "Tierpark". Apparently, these chubbular wonders are famous for their wrinkles (duh) and loooong ears.

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Get a load of Mom pig, People!

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Pierre Capades

by Meg on December 27, 2008

[Hush comes over the crowd]

Will he accomplish the Triple Sow Cow Ice Monsche?

Let’s take a look.

Exsquisite execution, Bahar Y. The Russian judge gives you a "4" though.

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Little Bo Peep Gets Pwned

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on December 13, 2008

LBP:  HAI GUISE!  im LilBoPeep and im lukin 4 my sheep.  U d00dz seen sheep?
Dog1: ZOMG no wai I havnt seen ur stoopid sheep
Dog2: Baaaaaaaa GTFO n00b!
LBP:  whatevs, l8r lusers

You owe me, pal.

Took me a second to spot it, Paige K.

[This morning's post brought to you by chat rooms, texting, the violent death of all civilized language, and by the number 1337... - Ed.]

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If Salvador Dali Designed Livestock

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on December 11, 2008

"… and I’m going to title this one The Persistence of Moo-mory, just as soon as I can figure out how to drape it over a tree branch."

I CAN HAZ SURREALIZM?

Wow, Morgan R., it’s like … deep and stuff.

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