“Kiss a lovely moose”

We’re all familiar and adore "Engrish", but today, it’s time for the Russian version of it. Behold the "Kostrama Moose farm" in central Russia. Not only are the photos TDF, but the phrases and translations are extremely entertaining.

There is an overwhelming admiration for the meese. The farmers claim "Moose cows loveus more than their own children."

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"They run to us whenever we call."

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and "and some – big bulls, kind like kitten. "

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According to the site, "Swedish army had moose troops… Moose turned out to be wiser then their knights, they left battlefieldto hide in the nearest forest if danger occured."

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The Kostrama Moose farm website has delightful (snort) content categories too: "Why Moose?" "Buy a Tame Moose", "Heal a Peptic Ulcer" (Apparently a moose-related specialty) "Drink a Moose Milk" and my favorite: "Kiss a lovely Moose". 

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NOT TO MENTION the knobbular delights that are the moose baby photos.

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sooooo…. wobbly…. must…. try….

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The author of the site has a future in coffee table book, for sure. 

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Daisy H. does it again. Brilliant, brilliant find, Girl!

Um, hello tiniest piglet EVER

Um, T.P.E., perhaps you could answer a few questions for us?

Like how you managed perfectly manicured piglette nails?

and your secret to MAINTAINING PERFECT PIGLETTE FOREHEAD FUR!?

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I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to yell, T to the C.

Getting to know youuuuuuuu

…getting to know allllllll about you

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Getting to like you!
Getting to hope that you like me

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Haven’t you noticed
Suddenly I’m bright and breezy?
Because of all the beautiful and new
Things I’m learning about you
Day .. by … day.

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Shelley and Cam! Stop it! Stop iiiiiiiiiiit!

MMMMMM. chain-a-ruuuuu

Mm! Chain-licious….

[Kronshe kronshe kronshe]

Chomparu

Kris B., way to spot ‘em! (Oh, helped that she titled her email ‘chompage’.;)

A Cinderella story

" ‘Wash your coat!’

‘Clean yer stall!’

‘Drink yer milk!’

Is there anything we DON’T hafta do ourselfs!? Geeshe."

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Kirsten H., nice lil’ stable slaves you got there.

Listen up!

So, this weekend, I was hanging out with friends talkin’ Overload, when one guy announced "I really like animals with the big ears. Yeah. Really big ears." It was followed by an uncomfortable silence, but oh wells. This one is for you, Thomas.

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JAY KAY, THAT’S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED. But he does like ‘em big. Nice photog, Loolee L…;)

OK, this just really isn’t funny.

You’ve had your fun, now get me the H-E-double-hockey-sticks OUT OF HERE!!!

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Norman K.—What can I possibly say that would make things right? Nothing. Nothing that’s what. Except for the tiny hoof-i-tude. That’s awesome.

Mmmmm, snoutlicioussss

This is complete and total snout overload. How much is that pig LOL-ing? I bet that pig snorts when he laughs, too.

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Holy bacon bits, Jennifer H.!

Lambitude

These lambitudes look like they’re parading thru someone’s living room, across a blue blankie, for no apparent reason. I bet there is a tiny Chihuahua nipping at their heels or something.

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Denis M., patience is a virtue (he sent this back in ot 5)

Australian Animal Favorites 4

Sender-inner Michelle describes this image as "the cutest photo of a lamb in sweater I’ve ever seen." Um, I’LL SAY! Apparently, this little lambykins lives on her in-law’s farm in Australia. Absolutely, fully, and totally redonk. Looks like he’s going out to get the newspaper.

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Clean hooves alert!  >    >      >> (<–hooves)

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