Prepare for the licking of your LIFE

Holy… c**!!!

[followed by hot bref]

Slobbbare

Michelle A., how did you clean off the camera!?

P.S., no, it’s not Moosday

Moosday: The Final Word

Thats_all_folks"That’s all Folks!"

[Thanks, Stephanie M.]

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Moosday: The Conclu-shons

We now conclude our first official Moosday with this camoflauged lil’ Dewd, who’s juuuuuuuuuust about

to

close

his

eyeszzzz

Excellent schnozzlage

Alan B., thanks, we’ll take you up on that.

Moosday: furriest (and stubbornest) of ears alert

Mom cow: Edward, get back here

Edward's gonna git it!

Calf: Nyerhe

Nyerh-erhe

Brother calf: LOL—no seriously, Edward, come on

Stho sthubborn

Calf: Make moi

uh erhe

Mom cow: Edward, get back here or no Gino’s pizza rolls tonight

Don't make me turn this car around

Calf: OK.

Worried about getting tipped later

Katie P., moovahlous!

Moosday: More ridonculousness

Teeny

cow

pic! {obvy out for Sunday stroll]

Cafff

Mark W., what a hoot!

Moosday: um—Fox Terrier or bebe cow?

OK, this is way too confusing, it’s MOOSDAY for CRYING OUT LOUD and so far we haven’t had a single real cow on the site. This is really embarrassing.

Lookslikeacow

Merrrhe.

Linda P., could you flip him over and see if he makes a ‘moo’ sound? Then we’d know fer sure.

Moosday: Petite Moo-ére

Âllo, mes amis…

Tonight, I serve you dee finest of meelks. Whole Meelks, none of dees ‘skeem’ stuff.

Pwwthhha! [spits into hay in disgust]

Miniaturejerseycowcalfc

Got meelk, Jason O.?

Waiting for dessert…

Please Suh, may I ‘ave s’more?

[Gets sniffed by other hungry patron]

Next_course_please

Nice ‘sheeplet’ studies, vet student Emily C.! [Ears back]

pink gutulence

Will you please check out the gutulence on this mini-piglet.

Oh, and lady? Loooooooooove the pink outfit! w00t!

Sue-weeeeeeet find, Colette B. ;)

OMG, these entries just write themselfs

"Hi Meg,

Here’s a picture I took of my coworker’s piglet*.  He was the runt, and couldn’t compete with his siblings for a spot at the milk bar.  My coworker bottle fed him every few hours so he wouldn’t die!**  Check out the milk droplets on his schnozzle!***

Lisa"

Peegstares

* Um, "co-worker’s piglet"? Like AT THE OFFICE!?
** ‘wouldn’t die’ ?! OMG, he is so pathetically prosh!
*** "Check out the milk droplets on his schnozzle’!?!!? Who are you? you’re doing ME!!! [totaly cackling]