Moosday is back, and it’s full o’ spittle

Spittttoinng! [chew chew]

Spiiiiitttttttoinnnnnnnnng!

[Plinks large eyelashes]

Spittooooooing_2

And nice knobbularity, Lori and Brad S.

You can pick your friends…

…you can pick your nose,

but you can’t pick your friend’s nose
 
or…can you? [shifty eyes]

Picking_your_friends

Appears like it may be possible after all, Krissi D.

Delicious McDonkersons

Check out the look on this pup’s face.

First, he checks out the flavor of this donk:

UR forelock has a flavor

Then, he’s all:"Meession Accompleeshed!" [eyes crossed]

Redonkulous Meession Accompleeshed [head tilt]

Whatevs,  Kelley L., you’re inthsane! :D

Prepare for the licking of your LIFE

Holy… c**!!!

[followed by hot bref]

Slobbbare

Michelle A., how did you clean off the camera!?

P.S., no, it’s not Moosday

Moosday: The Final Word

Thats_all_folks"That’s all Folks!"

[Thanks, Stephanie M.]

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Moosday: The Conclu-shons

We now conclude our first official Moosday with this camoflauged lil’ Dewd, who’s juuuuuuuuuust about

to

close

his

eyeszzzz

Excellent schnozzlage

Alan B., thanks, we’ll take you up on that.

Moosday: furriest (and stubbornest) of ears alert

Mom cow: Edward, get back here

Edward's gonna git it!

Calf: Nyerhe

Nyerh-erhe

Brother calf: LOL—no seriously, Edward, come on

Stho sthubborn

Calf: Make moi

uh erhe

Mom cow: Edward, get back here or no Gino’s pizza rolls tonight

Don't make me turn this car around

Calf: OK.

Worried about getting tipped later

Katie P., moovahlous!

Moosday: More ridonculousness

Teeny

cow

pic! {obvy out for Sunday stroll]

Cafff

Mark W., what a hoot!

Moosday: um—Fox Terrier or bebe cow?

OK, this is way too confusing, it’s MOOSDAY for CRYING OUT LOUD and so far we haven’t had a single real cow on the site. This is really embarrassing.

Lookslikeacow

Merrrhe.

Linda P., could you flip him over and see if he makes a ‘moo’ sound? Then we’d know fer sure.

Moosday: Petite Moo-ére

Âllo, mes amis…

Tonight, I serve you dee finest of meelks. Whole Meelks, none of dees ‘skeem’ stuff.

Pwwthhha! [spits into hay in disgust]

Miniaturejerseycowcalfc

Got meelk, Jason O.?

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